Internet made it too easy to pull your pud instead.

KOL Restaurant • Mexican Soul, British Ingredients Championing wild food and seasonality, KOL is a modern Mexican restaurant in Marylebone, London, from Chef Patron Santiago Lastra. Private Dining Room Available.

Finally, a restaurant with a good name.

kolrestaurant.com

Crab Rangoon cave.

Q: What is a mormon banker's favorite cheese
A: Provo Loan

i'll read any article of any length. i'll read any book. but i will not watch a youtube explainer or monologue that is longer than three minutes. write it down buddy

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Your opposite is Gary Moutherfield.

The existence of Gary Oldman and Gary Newman implies that there must also be an actor named Danny Dwarfman.

The only true First Person Shooter is one in which you play as Adam.

A scan of a cover of Interface magazine, with the USS Enterprise swooping up out of a mid 70s all-in-one microcomputer's green text screen. The mag title is in oldy calculator font

Much code on a page, 53 long lines of it

1701 PRINT "HELLO COMPUTER"

Interfacing with a scifi future in 1976, with computer and Trek geekery joining forces to explore computer space.

But first, you'll have to type in three pages of dense code - and hope it was printed correctly to begin with.

Piss tested. Shit approved.

she hobbs on my shaw until
I furious (way too fast)

I don't get why people criticize LLMs for being sycophantic. If you want somebody to tell you "this sucks and you're an idiot" you can just use the regular Internet.

Top Deathbed Regrets

3. Failed saving throw vs. pneumonia

2. Didn't assign any skill points until late in life

1. Stayed home in bed instead of attending that one-day healing magic course

When I was sixteen a naval recruiter asked me whether I fancied myself a "strong lad"? I told him I didn't fancy myself at all, only person I fancied was Molly from two farms over, but she never even looked at me on account of me father's sheep thieving. Navy man nodded and left.

Pretty good haunch IMO.

Just finished ALIEN and man. You couldn’t make this movie now. Most of the cast is dead

My scanner at work has decided that about 75% of the time what I want is an image composed entirely of black pixels. I never should've told it about Philip K. Dick.

ok mandela effect or there used to be a little skeleton on tv named Bonely on the Phonely who you telephoned in to his show and he would call you gay

BOOMPANE King of the Hill Quote Search

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You equip the snake. You swing your snake at the bard. The bard is poisoned!

Everyone wants me to imbue their shard with malicious energy. I take their money and imbue their shard with neutral energy. Every. Single. Time. And before you ask, no, the malice of my deed does not stain the shard.

I will vote for whichever candidate promises to merge Kentucky and Tennessee into a single massive superstate called Kentennesuckee.

Every Castlevania game is about going into a room and there’s just some asshole.

Making Jell-O the old-fashioned way like some pioneer grandmother.

Depluralize a movie:

Actoraway

Tokyo Disney is full of these, and I know they’re supposed to just be Mickey but in practice they’re like if you asked Terry Gilliam to make you look like a spider.

Goin’ to Toon Town wearin’ my Goon Gown.

#EnigMarch, day 31, prompt HOME

I ate too much baklava, and now I'm not feeling well. (
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ABET
BEDLAM
HOME
SCALP
LATHE
BICEPS
SUPERMODEL
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Reply with something that does this to you.

I think of Kid A as this, but I know very little about Radiohead so it might not count for various reasons.