We’re currently singing his Madrigals. Feels like time signature was optional for him.

“Babe, why is there Martinu in my morning run playlist? The tempo is all over the place!”
”So was your protein powder in the kitchen, AGAIN.”
“Classical music as warfare? Really, Armie?”
“If you thing Martinu is bad, do not make me put in Grieg.”
“FINE. I’ll clean the kitchen.”

🧡🖤

When I started my university job, there was a senior researcher everyone called Noby. The staff, his students, the professors… I thought his name was Norbert or something. Nope. Found out of payroll that it was Peter. His old email from the 90s was “nobrain@email.com”

Very fancy embroidery!! I used to dabble in cosplay, I still have a gold and silver thread somewhere.

I love the superb owl autocorrect.

This feels like Clyde thing to do.

Kylo indeed didn't understand the data, but that was because he wasn't really listening and instead kept staring at Hux's mouth.

I can draw, and love to draw, hands.

Introduce yourself as what almost killed you:

Hi, I am my father’s mistrust of doctors in the face of bad case of laryngytis in an infant.

These make me laugh 100% of the time

This is my default dynamic for them in-universe.

Fun fact: I visualise the characters when I write fic, and this one I visualised them in your specific art style. No one does that particular flavour of a brittle, conflicted and a little bit feral Hux and a smug, curious, and a little bit cruel Kylo as perfect as you do.

There happens to be a fic that explains it perfectly 😉

archiveofourown.org/works/72356061

This is amazing. They even captured his signature manspread stance.

This has to be some cultural misunderstanding. Like bringing a debt on oneself without paying it back in time results in your firstborn automatically sold in marriage to your creditor's family. Han had a habit of drinking on other people's tabs and then disappearing when it was his turn to pay...

The Glaeziver! I don’t even know if Frederick made it to the movie.

We could talk millenia and have him carved on a deer bone.

Archeologists have misattributed it to a “Virgin Goddes of Hunt” because it had the tits but no hips.

🤣 how many centuries are we talking about? Is one of the portraits actually a photo of half-restored Pompeii fresco?

OMG I would love to have a crack at coming up with a plot to this that *wasn't* about vampires.

Hair.

You’re better at things than you think you are, and are the best friend anyone could ask for.

That might be littleststarfighter! Always amazing expressions.

14. A headcanon for Hux: there was never any kitchen woman. Hux is a clone Brendol ordered Jango Fett-style when he realised Maratelle was infertile. But they shorthanded him and didn't strand-cast the clone into a perfect engineered superhuman - that's why Brendol hated him so much.

13. My beloved headcanon is that Kylo Ren never climbed out of that abyss on Exegol to lay his life down for Rey - he merely Force-projected himself, and then pulled his consciousness back into his body. Somehow, Ren will return.

12. And another headcanon...

Leia and Han are galactic heroes and all that, but I have yet to see two people more ill-suited to parenthood.

My friend coined the term. It's "Hard on the surface, but full of softness", like cannoli, with the crunchy shell. The usual fic for it starts as hatefucking and develops feelings and vulnerability throughout.

11. A headcanon....

Well, obviously, they are bitter exes during the events of TFA. It's right there on the screen.

10. An orange thing and a black thing:

The late Donut, and the devil in disguise Charcoal.