Me, end of every week

reposting bangers from twitter on Bluesky so Elon doesn’t have shit on me

It’s barely Wednesday and we are straight up not having a good time. Apologies to all.

everything reminds me of her (she used to love getting a train run on her) 😔

I’d let her have her privacy. Also doesn’t grimes have multiple alts? Are you grimes?

Amen.

Hi. Twitter is down. What are you guys up to?

this bot really needs to be trained to sound less like a narc

it’s 1 am, am I sad, stressed or hungry?

alright so bsky does have it’s own je ne sais quoi

basically doing gods work 🙏

Nooo you are so hot don’t go back to your apartment haha

911/mars

Leave. We don’t like your kind here (well dressed).

going to the commons so I am not alone in my misery 😔

looking at this from my desk stings like a bee 🥲

unemployment is goated when enjoying the weather is the vibe

remember anon, the tip of the log is all you need for quorum

Q2 is looking better (it wasn’t).

When I was moving cities a few years ago, I started inviting friends/dates over for coffee/tea and gave them a book from my collection before they left. Brought down the moving cost and made me *popular* for the right reasons. Win-win.

I’d post my book collection but at that point I might as well put my SSN here as well 😔

we’ll be watching his career with great interest

Why are you adding ketchup and/or American cheese to ramen? Wth?

funny thing tho, trump schooled my boy

@americaneconomy.bsky.social 🙈

@pmarca.bsky.social ☺️

how are follows cheaper than likes on bsky?

okay it’s tasteful so I’ll let it slide. But already got a LinkedIn-cel with threads and everything lined up.