Not living up to the hype the way Absolute Gumby and Friends is

Honest question—would this not be paid by wire transfer? Are we imagining duffle bags of yuan?

It seems leftists struggle to understand (1) big tent parties in the two party system and (2) consequences of voter apathy.

They also don’t seem to understand that whatever non-voting methods they envision for political change can still be undertaken after voting for a less than ideal candidate.

The spice—melange, they call it. Interesting word, melange. Nobody had heard of it until I started talking about it. Wonderful stuff. Some of these guys, wow, they eat so much of it. Their eyes are blue. Bluer than… great, blue… marbles. Lets them see into the future. Tastes like cinnamon, too.

Well whatever else you had in mind didn’t work and here we are.

Curious what ole Barry, Georgie, Willie, and Joey have been up to today.

Boy, all yall that tried to talk down to @brandonfriedman.bsky.social look pretty dumb now, eh?

Trump both wants free traffic in Hormuz and also for the US to charge tolls. Ok

Have it writ upon thy meagre grave: felled by Morgott, Last of All Kings

Not KD calling a double team and rotation a “gimmick” defense. It’s Man to Man Defense 102.

As a new dad I have discovered I parent similarly to how I husband… *hear a large crash, wait a few seconds…* “Are ya OK?” *back to reading*

Heretofore unseen levels of He’s Got It

America is not a stable world partner. Half the electorate are reactionary mental children and will start wars to reinstall the prior status quo, until they justify a new reason to go to war. This drives nations to China.

Every day the president reaches deeper levels of Losing It than we ever believed possible.

Buy something you’ve wanted for a long time and have it set to be delivered on Friday.

Counterpoint, we can cast shade on this entire profession. That’s allowed.

At 7, it’s marginal

(Though this one has fewer applications)

Hope not

@jessicasmetana.bsky.social can you explain this to Jen? Or do we need Jimbo?

Who among us has not blacked out and woken up four waffles deep?

As a lawyer… wtf

This is a time for Mouse Games. STS2 to the rescue. Maybe a Disco Elysium replay.

Oh VIBES, you’re right. Let me take the world gem off my washing machine. That’ll fix it.

Good luck tomorrow, Kat Abugazayah

Actually, Americans are just like you. ~20-30% of them genuinely support fascism, as in ~every 🇪🇺 country. You are just more fortunate to have political institutions & a multiparty system that prevent that 20-30% from fully capturing the center-right party, becoming 51%, & controlling the government.

Being a regular at any third place is the big one for me. Coffee shop/gym/rec league/trail/whatever. Just do something in person and make a couple friends. Boom your life is better.

Luka Marcus Austin

That stupid Mountainhead movie strikes again

MAX DOWMAN. 16 YEARS OLD.

ETCH THAT INTO EMIRATES HISTORY, ARSENAL HISTORY, PREMIER LEAGUE HISTORY!

Are you shitting my dick