President urges Iran to start peace negotiations by releasing non-existent, AI-generated women some rando posted about on X

all hail Preznit Fuckwit, who just heroically saved the lives of eight imaginary women it’s all so shittacularly stupid

here's Thursday's post: "all hail Preznit Fuckwit, who just heroically saved the lives of eight imaginary women"
it’s all so shittacularly stupid.
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“… are you ruled by a Mad King who craps out blatant dumbfuckery on a daily basis, after which his courtiers have to work overtime to polish whatever smelly turd just fell out of his stupid mouth?”

Covfefe.

Ask him what a 100% reduction on $600 would be. MAKE HIM ANSWER.

April 21, 2026 There is the unmistakable feeling that the wheels are coming off the MAGA bus.

April 21, 2026

BENNET: Do you agree that 89% of children who died from flu were unvaccinated?

RFK Jr: I don't know the exact number

BENNET: That is the exact number, Secretary Kennedy

RFK Jr: *death growls*

BENNET: You took down the HHS communications promoting the flu vaccine. Do you regret that?

💥Hungary's first post-election poll: Péter Magyar's Tisza leads Viktor Orbán's Fidesz 66–25 among certain voters — a 41-point gap. On April 12 election night, the margin was just 15 points (53–38).

Orbán's party is in freefall.

I won’t be surprised to one day discover that the only thing the Trump administrative was ever competent at was insider trading.

a row of white dominoes falling on a black background . ALT: a row of white dominoes falling on a black background .

Noem, Bondi, Chavez-DeRemer…

… Kennedy, Patel, Hegseth, Gabbard, Lutick…

FAFO MAGA!

Underestimate us at your own peril.

The right gambled, tried to rig the election, lost, and now it’s excuses and tears.

Thanks for everything, Virginia. 🙏🏽

How can the Democrats not like how the U.S. Supreme Court votes. The Democrat Justices stick together like glue, NEVER failing to wander from the warped and perverse policies, ideas, and cases put before them. They ALWAYS vote as a group, or BLOCK, even that new, Low IQ person, that somehow found her way to the bench (Sleepy Joe!). The Republican Justices don’t stick together, they give the Democrats win after win, like a 159 Billion Dollar pile of cash on a completely ridiculous Tariff decision, and nasty, one sided questions on the country destroying subject of Birthright Citizenship, something which virtually NO OTHER COUNTRY IN THE WORLD IS STUPID ENOUGH TO ALLOW. It was meant for the babies of slaves, not for the babies of Chinese Billionaires. No, certain “Republican” Justices have just gone weak, stupid, and bad, completely violating what they “supposedly” stood for. Handing over 159 Billion Dollars in Tariff refunds to people who have been Ripping Off our Country for years, is unexplainable. One little sentence would have stoped this record setting payment from having to be made. It is a travesty! Their Tariff decision was an unnecessary and expensive slap in the face to the U.S.A., and a giant victory for its opponents. If they rule against our Country on Birthright Citizenship, which they probably will, it will be even worse, if that’s possible. It will cost America massive amounts of money but, more importantly, it will cost America its DIGNITY! No, the Radical Left Democrats don’t need to “Pack the Court,” it’s already Packed! President DONALD J. TRUMP

Trump refers to Justice Ketanji Brown Jackson as "that new, Low IQ person"

Agree. “travesty” is not in IQ47’s vocabulary.

“We were terrified they were going to kill us.”

Ecuadorian fishermen recount surviving one of Trump & Hegseth’s boat strikes.

Not drug runners. Fishermen. Drone strike. Boat blown up. Taken captive. By us.

www.theguardian.com/global-devel...

Repeatedly calling him The Boss instead of the President tells you everything about who he’s playing to here. Bootlicking sycophant.

Fully stocked with bottom shelf liquor

Fantastic 👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

Last weekend, a lot of us took a second look at Xavier Becerra, and it’s good to see him getting the love right now.

It’s not the behavior that could cost him his job. It’s the publicity about his behavior.

This isn’t efficiency or modernization. This is the dismantling of a 120-year-old agency done illegally, done deliberately, and done fast enough that most people won’t notice until it’s too late.

Embarrassing and disqualifying.

Who sent them all identical talking points??

America 2026 | Denial Of Reality

'TRUMP NOMINEES LEFT SPEECHLESS OVER ONE SIMPLE QUESTION'

If you can't even sit here and say that Joe Biden won that election or that the capital was attacked...

What's left? #MAGACULTMORONS

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NPR receives $113 million in charitable gifts, including $80 million from Connie Ballmer NPR said the donation from Ballmer, the largest to the public radio network by a living donor, will help offset the loss of federal funding in 2025.

“I support NPR because an informed public is the bedrock of our society, and democracy requires strong, independent journalism,” Ballmer, a former member of the NPR Board, said in a statement.
👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏

www.cbsnews.com/amp/news/npr...

The next Democratic president will encounter significant challenges and must demonstrate assertiveness, unlike previous administrations. It is crucial to pursue accountability for those involved and their affluent supporters in the aftermath of the Trump era.

They need to start studying what Peter Magyar is doing. THAT is the way. Do it starting day one.

@repsummerlee.bsky.social served a #CupOfJoe to RFK Jr. with a latte
truth to power.

"Do you have an idea of how we could solve the Black maternal mortality crisis if we can't say 'Black?'"

The guy is a danger to society.

THIS IS THE WAY.

🔥 🇭🇺 MAGYAR: “It feels good to be here — this factory of lies will be put to an end.”

Hungary’s prime minister-elect Péter Magyar vows to shut down the country’s state broadcaster M1 (Hungary’s Fox News) after his landslide election victory over Orbán.

New euphemism for "pure, unadulterated horseshit" just dropped

Pete Hegseth's grotesque fusion of Christian zealotry and Pentagon power is every bit as repulsive as Osama bin Laden's perversion of Islam to sanctify mass murder, a vile hijacking of faith to bless slaughter in the name of God. By repeatedly declaring that "God has chosen a side" in Trump’s...

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