Screenshot of a tweet by Tyler Kinley: "The bond's Name. James Name" Pleased to... what? "Bond Name's the james" Are you alright? "Bames Nond's having a stronk, call a Bondulance"

Grid showing the various definite pronouns of French, Italian, German, and English, with each language anthropomorphized as a meme.

Grid showing knowledge of potatoes and preference for eating potatoes featuring Lord of the Rings characters.

Screenshot from a tumblr post: User just-shower-thoughts; I hate that SEPTember OCTOber NOVember and DECember aren't the 7th, 8th, 9th, and 10th months. User advanced-procrastination: Whoever fucked this up should be stabbed User brunhiddensmusings: good news!

ah, to be a cat!

@combledore.bsky.social @slowseptember.bsky.social Redecor in the wild!

photo of a large dog looking sadly at the camera. His big eyes seem to express that he is so hungry and has never eaten in his life, so please, won’t you give him some food?

Starts out with naked yoga, ends with naked…yoga….

Gotcha, thanks!

I’m sorry, no one else is clever enough to do that shit

But consider: She isn’t gonna have to take Robby’s shit anymore

Wait that’s Blanket??

Rewatching Top Chef Portland and I forgot that Dawn started fucking up the timing/not putting things on the plate in LITERALLY EPISODE ONE

A garden with a pink dogwood tree in full bloom. Below it are white daffodils and many other green and flowering plants.

it may cause havoc with my allergies sometimes, but I really do work in a beautiful place

Screenshot of an article from the Philadelphia Inquirer reading “When Nicole and Taylor Gerlinger gutted their 4,000-square-foot carriage house in 2024, they needed to maximize space.”

ah yes, those notoriously small 4,000 square foot houses, wherever shall they find room for everything

petition to change the name of Workday to Worstday, because holy hell does it suck

me, last night: I am going to be DISCIPLINED and go to bed EARLY so I can actually get a full night’s sleep

also me: (does the exact opposite)

when will my allergies return to the war, please, my eyes are so itchy

I am awake far too late, it is somewhat my fault and somewhat my fiancé’s fault, but mostly it’s my fault for not developing a viable and/or consistent fucking schedule for a hybrid workweek at some point during the last 6+ years

I think that’s less of a nap and more of a pre-sleep, drink some chamomile tea and put on soothing music or a boring audiobook and try and recapture the sleep from earlier

I’m only Catholic in the most technical of ways (my grandparents had me emergency baptized by their priest because my Protestant baptism didn’t count), but in that situation I would absolutely consider it

I think it was @lindaholmes.bsky.social who said that the challenges are great but mean we won’t end up with another epic scene like Kyle Schwarber calling out Angel Hernandez, but what if Kyle Schwarber challenged a pitch for the express purpose of going off on the ump

in the minutest of chances that I ever am in control of a company that produces boxes of matches, the first thing I do will be to label one side TOP, OPEN HERE and one side as BOTTOM, TURN OVER, and if that results in fanfics as well as fewer spilled matches, so much the better

Clues by Sam A daily logic puzzle where you deduce who is a criminal!

Think this might be my first perfect solve ever???

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For real though, this is some nineties-ass lettering with some nineties-ass colors, and maybe the retro is on purpose but it’s giving arcade rug

going to assume you mean 2002 because uh

The graffiti-esque lettering on the Giants’ uniforms is…very weird

One thing I just can’t get enough of: mentioning an email attachment and then forgetting to attach the file. It’s a real passion of mine.

If you see this post a character from space

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