heartwarming video of astronaut Christina Koch greeting her dog for the first time after returning from space. the pup can be seen snarling, back arched, before scampering to its word buttons and pressing "IMPOSTOR" repeatedly, then "FALSE. SKIN. FALSE. SKIN." several times

absolutely. the first republican national convention post-trump’s death is going to have an AI Trump hologram blessing the nominee

The point of the university as a concept is that it's been here for a thousand years and meant to be here another thousand. Turning education over to producing what the market needed five years ago is never going to work well.

I don’t think he needs to translated. It just needs to be spoken in a king of the Hill voice.

I’m an originalist, and the constitution is clear: Trump is not eligible to be president and therefore his pardons are null and void

Sooner or later, everyone will agree with me that this presidency was void ab initio.

whoops hit rate limits. not sure what it got done in 150! steps but I’ll check it out

The problem is that if enough people defect on the social contract it ceases to exist. At some point there's a threshold, which we may have already reached, where "defection" is normal and attempts at enforcement are radical disruptions of the status quo, i.e. counterrevolution.

Rules and norms about war crimes are a global public good. If you or anyone in your family is between 16 & 60, male, & walks, you have a direct personal interest in it not being legitimate for them to be assinated for walking within any undeclared 3km radius around any combatant.

OK, I logged into my grocery store website where I usually order delivery and told Claude to find stuff for school lunches for the kids and dinners for the week. I’ll be back to see what it came up with. It feels like the future in case you haven’t tried it yet.

bluesky is and has always been a posting retirement home for elder millennials

nasa employee: oh hey u guys are back early

astronaut: Office365 in spaceship

nasa employee: what?

astronaut: *loading a pistol and getting back on the rocket-ship* Office365 in spaceship

A tweet by @Llama In a Tux (dated Sep. 10, 2022): Don't you understand? The human race IS an endless number of monkeys. And every day we produce an endless number of words. And one of us already wrote Hamlet

I made it my life mission to reference this as many times as I can

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

Someone please pay me to produce this documentary and for me to present it on a premium streaming platform, unironically

The key to understanding Trump II is that it’s an administration predicated on doing a national murder-suicide for the crime of embarrassing Trump in 2020

it's so beautiful. it's like what Dracula drives in a cyberpunk movie

Americans, this is going to sound like a meme, but please get the Dems to explicitly announce that Alberta will not get any deal from the US should they seperate and/or be annexed

This feels weird. A lot of reporting is sounding very much like "how long will this take to get back to normal" when there's no sign in the short term that normality will return at all

It's like 2020 Covid reporting

This is why after "punish the villains" we are doing "toddler new deal." National policies like treat people the way you want to be treated, clean up after yourself, share your toys

art gallery: You finish that painting of Frodo and Gollum?
Artist: Sure did boss, real fuckin sexy just like you asked.

Not joking. A dino-killer asteroid can strike the earth, bathing the planet in a firestorm and then a century of deep winter with no sun, and Earth would still be more habitable, through that apocalypse, than any other planet in the solar system

Climate change is *nothing* compared to other planets

If the estimates were right, there were about 9 million people at No Kings rallies today.

That would mean this protest was THIRTY TIMES AS LARGE AS THE TEA PARTY PROTEST which we were told, over and over again, was a massively important sign that US politics had shifted dramatically to the right

The average dem voter wants to see firing squads and charred mansions, and these dipshits are out here asking $500,000 a year McKinsey consultants to prompt a chatbot for the meanest homophobic roasts.

a lot of people are reading this as an AI bubble beginning to burst which maybe idk but I read it more as the Scarlett Johansson deepfake company getting its lunch eaten by the "a guy can code up a CRM in a week to replace the one your mid-size business currently pays $10k a month for" LLM company

I get so mad when people try to pull "ADHD is just different, not worse" shit. No, ADHD has made my life dramatically harder & worse and caused me to hurt or let down people in my life so many times. It fucking sucks constantly struggling to meet my obligations to the people around me

cool, thanks! what’s the reproduction cycle timing, a few years?

I’m pretty sure I followed you 10 years ago 😭 so now I need to finally figure out which varieties will work in Holland.

Trump threatens to blow up civilian infrastructure if hormuz doesn’t open

We’ve basically given up on the idea of war crimes, but this post is literally a war crime. I don’t mean that it‘s threatening a war crime, I mean the post in of itself is a war crime.