i got the giggles in the shower and my neighbors turned their fan on 😭

someone said i look like a turtle
is it true

HAPPY HOLIDAZE

i miss when 4/20 was on easter

max greenfield will be amazing on white lotus

kombucha is like carbonated vinegar

"confirmation burp" fuck off

just drank some shower water and it was surprisingly good

i miss when easter was on 4/20

just ate a chobani flip for the first time ever

hate comments are kinda fun when you can transmute them 🤭🙏🏻

should i play club penguin or file my taxes

when i tell you- a non-masking leftist- that protesting trump in an anti-mask america is inaccessible for me, & you tell me i'm not doing enough by sitting at home.. you are demonstrating to me that you have no idea what you actually stand for & are just concerned performance, not actual practice.

please don't talk about gas prices around me. i am very fragile rn

nooo that hurts 💔 i get not everyone will like everything but his music is genuine art!!!

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as a fan of Mac Miller since 2011 if you only listen to one song please let it be Funny Papers

drizzilicious IS 100% worth the hype

why is whataboutism amplified x10 on instagram 😭

And don’t you motherfucking dare try to pull the neo/liberal purity politics card.

This shit is destroying our lives and the only planet we have. You need to fucking act like you know and show you care to fundamentally change that.

Look, I may have disagreed with Chuck Norris‘s politics, but that doesn’t mean I can’t also acknowledge he was an untalented actor who made shitty movies. RIP

Chuck Norris Action Pants, Daisy Duke style. Adult size: $19.95. Chuck Norris is doing a high kick in western cowboy boots, clad in a striped button-down shirt and Daisy Duke denim shorts.

Don't forget: He also made shitty pants

got my eyeliner on both eyes perfect on the first try & i knew it was gonna be a good day

A popular meme of a naked woman's shadow against a blue and yellow sunset. The woman's hands are in the air. Her arms are chained and the chain is breaking in the middle.

mercury retrograde is over and spring is here

the calmest dog in the world licked my face, i feel like i was blessed by a priest

some people genuinely view guns as toys & don't fully understand the gravity of shooting someone

lmao

thank you, i miss those pants 😔

thank u 💛

4 now bitch