I clockwork orange’d my buddy with a 12 hour loop of the adolf hitler vs darth vader epic rap battles of history

what yall know bout this? *crumbles away like dust in the wind*

every day I feel dumber and angrier

one thing I do is gay

Im gonna run you over in my 1998 honda accord. nothing I do is gay

whys he built like mewtoo

Ill always remember losing my virginity because CNN was on the TV and I finished the exact moment they announced Osama Bin Laden had been killed

watching ichi the killer

dril cum sharked me on the boston mbta

I fell off a ladder at work and saw into the future

your gonna make it!

god himself couldnt create a car hot enough to kill you

choose life. choose a career. choose a big television. choose a family. choose smoking that titanium strong chronic that gives you panic attacks. choose interpretating inane comments as personal slights. choose cutting off friends and loved ones for reasons you cant fully remember.

I havent had a drink of water in itleast 5 years

making a girl watch annie hall is basically a war crime

dudes with 4 followers will be reskeeting me like thanks for nothing retard

love you big dog

everythings good at home. and more power to you. I need to do the same thing, I open and close twitter 2-3 times while my gf tells me about her day and I feel like a terrible bf

Tito hiii how are u

i miss tito

aaaaaaaaand he’s jacking off onto his stomach isn’t he?

non verbal cousin:
me: cousin walk! ion even understand how the fuck my cousin talk!

Trying to find my fellow bernie bros on bluesky

type of shit im on

thanks for the follow @byyourlogic.bsky.social

isnt that guy a nazi?

finally got a piece to express my inner child ❤️

love you molly ❤️