Let’s not pretend that “BRUNCH TO THE WINE MOMS” doesn’t summon every milf within a 50mile radius

Are the straights ok? Wtf is this

I can’t wait for the FAANG documentary of the future that covers the timeline between telling SWEs “you are the 1% of the 1% we’ve hired an army of baristas to serve you” to “use AI for faster coding you slopmonkey and maybe we’ll bring back the office coffee”

screencap of a tweet with a photo at the bottom of JD Vance giving a talk, gesturing smugly with his hands Eric Daugherty • @EricLDaugh • 1h • JD VANCE RESPONDS TO POPE LEO: "When the Pope says that God is never on the side of those who wield the sword - there is more than a THOUSAND year tradition of Just war Theory." "In the same way that it's important for the vice president of the United States to be careful when I talk about matters of public policy, I think it's very, very important for the pope to be careful when he talks about matters of theology." "And I think that one of these issues here is that there has been - if you're going to opine on matters of theology, you've got to be careful, you've got to make sure it's anchored in the truth, and that's one of the things that I try to do, and it's certainly something I would expect from the clergy, whether they're Catholic or Protestant."

I’ve given this a great deal of thought, trying to come up with the perfect joke for this moment, and this is what I have so far -

POPE LEO: our religion teaches that this war is bad

VANCE: wow, who died and made YOU head of the Catholic Church??

POPE LEO: well, you should know, you were there

I’ve never heard him speak before today but why does he sound like the theranos lady?

I swear if i did i didnt mean to. #taxes #taxseason #newyork #nyc #yonkers #fyp TikTok video by Jon Comulada

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A series of buttons for different levels. The bottom level is labeled "Earth" and the top level is called "Space"

At Kennedy Space Center astronauts have to take elevators to the top of launch pad towers in order to enter their space capsules before lift off. This is the elevator panel at Pad 39A.

I’m going to need more quotes from u/RoastBeefDisease they seem reasonable

It’s almost graduation season which means its time for the annual “y cities gatekeep my midwestern greatness” social media flood of 20somethings not realizing being 100% completely utterly ignored is a massive luxury so stfu and help a minor celebrity manage the subway stairs with a stoller

I need eyelashes to stop trying to high five eyebrows as fashion gtfo here with your eyelid combovers

Very little makes me say “wtf” out loud these days, turns out the bar is “person who failed history class praising the president’s pearl harbor jokes in a japanese restaurant eating japanese food bc now america not vassal state” 🫠

You cant fool me that is kathy bates in justin bieber drag

Bruh if you dont understand why restaurants don’t keep a grocery store in the walk-in I know for a damn FACT you suck ass at factorio

Fat man in a little suit jacket commemmorated for future generations of QVC coin collectors

button hanging on for dear life is sending me

Your mobile phone exists because of software I wrote in the 90s (seriously). That hardware exists because of another trans woman. The book on how to do microelectronics was written by a trans woman. Loads of the internet is kept running by trans women.

Rachel, THINK FOR ONE SECOND

someone PLEASE tell this man when we said peanut ahh head we meant the CANDY smh

Susie Wiles, Trump’s White House Chief of Staff, Has Breast Cancer

Breast cancer mortality dropped 58% from 1975 to 2019.

Localized, early detected breast cancer has a 99% 5 year survival rate.

Modern mammogram tech was developed by NASA for telescopes.

Last year, RFK Jr. cancelled 87 research grants on breast cancer.

www.nytimes.com/2026/03/16/u...

a young, brown-haired, clean-shaven american man in a green army uniform. he looks stern.

On 16th March, 1968 Warrant Officer Hugh Thompson Jnr was flying helicopter recon for a US attack on My Lai, an alleged Viet Cong-controlled village in Vietnam.

But as the attack developed below, Thompson realised he was witnessing something something else:

A massacre.

He decided to act. 1/28

Admiring Our Heroes for International Women’s Day: Five Women In Tech In honor of International Women’s Day, we asked five women at EFF about women in digital rights, freedom of expression, technology, and tech activism who have inspired us. They include Anna

International Women's Day may have passed, but these 5 women are worth honoring every day. www.eff.org/deeplinks/2...

I can't compete with this.

Remembering Hollywood Remembering Hollywood. 11,412 likes · 4,658 talking about this. A tribute to the golden age of cinema, celebrating the stars, stories, and style of classic Hollywood.

Hey I need a favor. This piece of shit FB account is spreading false history and AI pictures of my dad @officialgeocarlin.bsky.social .

If you have a moment, would you swarm it with a comment and then report it for spreading "false information"?

Thank you.

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We do not talk enough about how the opportunity collapse led us here. So many genz doomers genuinely feel they have no path to good jobs or home ownership but hey the internet says they can browbeat a woman into having a family 🫠

Damn dua lipa I was unfamiliar with your literary game this book club is 🔥

If you would like to do your own research, here are the guest lists for Bowling Green, Cincinnati, Louisville, LSU, Maryland, Minnesota, Michigan State, Ole Miss, South Carolina, Texas A&M, UCLA, UMass, UNC, UVA, Washington, WVU, Wyoming

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Glass cliff says what?

A repost of an official Tweet from Twitch Rivals highlighting their upcoming international women’s day event featuring the game “Overcooked 2” with quote “Y’all picked a cooking game?”

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scrawny 18-year-old about to fall out of an army helicopter over tehran: this is so epic. this is totally sigma, right babe?

AI e-girl operated by a balding intelligence officer in virginia: that's right baby, Iran is totally cringe

puerto ricans spending 2026 hearing fuck your culture on the regular from these folks would like several words w this person

Ending that thread with “I haven’t looked into it but I’m pretty sure I’m right” while bemoaning the state of media literacy is just chefs kiss journalism malpractice at best