i miss kevin

it's so cold

To my dearest cousin Funky Kong:

Please stop asking me to invest in war bonds

Ah! Right! How could I forget... #ThankYouBLG :)

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Do I amuse you

what did i donkey kong jr do to make you all hate me so much

THE MAN TRAPS MY FATHER IN HIS EVIL ELECTRIC LAIR FOR ME TO FIND AND YOU THINK I HAVE THE DONKEY KONG JUNIOR RESTRAINT TO NOT DRAG HIS NAME THROUGH THE MUD OF KONGO JUNGLE LIKE HE DID THE KONG FAMILY'S DIGNITY

please tell me you poked holes in it. please. i dont want it to be like the barrels again

you hate me so much it makes you look stupid like that chud mario does when he misses a platform on 75m

Pick your next words carefully or I'll be doing long division on your ribcage

cranky wont even let me into the banana hoard anymore, i just have to stare at them all from a distance like a petulant little dog

What is your fucking Donkey Kong Jr. Issue

i got hit with one too many barrels and forgot the login to this account for a bit

If Youre Not Careful My Next Junior Math Problem For You Will Be To Count How Many Inches Away My Fist Is From Your Face

are we going to have a donkey kong jr. math problem on our hands.

what year is it

THE BLG AWARDS 2025 YouTube video by BLG

Kong Certified Donkey Kong Jr. Math Fans are gonna wanna tune into the 2025 BLG Awards later tonight in exactly ONE HOUR!!
You might not believe who's going to appear... 👀

www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_6f...

i think i heard a voice coming from inside the barrels

Just be glad I'm not Donkey Kong Junior Bible Studies

you would not BELIEVE who just got elected as new donk city mayor tonight

How many times does your heart beat in a day?

cranky just walked out into the living room buttass naked and said wrinkly "took the coin" in the divorce

Have you ever thought about a world where everything is exactly the same...

Except you don't exist?

Everything functions perfectly without you...

Ha, ha... The thought terrifies me.

Something just happened.

can you keep a donkey kong jr secret

What did you DO.

They've been putting something in the bananas.

DK doesn't believe me, but I just know it.

They can't hold me back forever.