It's happening again 😒😒

Sit in the free seats you donkey.

Some days are shit but then other days you get Gaga tickets so it's okay 💚

Sorry to be that person but please don't sit next to me when the bus is not full. There are legit so many empty seats and you still choose to sit next to me why 😒

Ew why are Gaga's Mayhem Ball shows all seated 🤮

Look at the name of the group chat I got added to at work 🙃

He cost me 300 quid at the vets and skinted me for a month but he's still the best 💚🥔

She's not dead she just sleeps with her tongue out.

blep

Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions

Historians Politely Remind Nation To Check What's Happened In Past Before Making Any Big Decisions
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After today I will never have to go on Twitter or speak to customers/the general public again 😌

Damn I only meant to nap for an hour now it's like 4:20...

In some dodgy looking pub watching bands

Dude across the road from our office is cleaning windows with no harness, helmet or safety gear at all and it's stressing me out lol
(we are NOT on the ground floor or anything btw)

Happy Thursday

Explain your username

Celestial Plains is the second level in the Spyro: Season Of Flame game for Gameboy Advanced

Note to self for future - add soy milk

I made a green apple, kiwi and grape smoothie because I've eaten like a pig the last few days and need to ingest something green. It looks like the exorcist vomit but is surprisingly tasty

This sport is called Joni Wrangling

Like Boxes of Shit in Your House? Get a Cat

Like Boxes of Shit in Your House? Get a Cat

Sorry to be captain bringdown but I find Christmas so depressing. Like I just want to lay in bed with my cats and not get up until April.

Prince Spud in his pizza sheets with his unicorn hot water bottle

Joni wanted to watch drag race down under with me

There's just been a huge car crash outside my house and there's police and shit everywhere 😐

I don't use Spotify so I don't have a Spotify wrapped but I can assure you it would be mostly Brat and Chappell Roan because I was totally a pop girlie bandwagon jumper this year.

But also Hesitant Alien because I was also nostalgic for 2014/2015 tours a lot this year too.

Charli standing on her scaffolding having a casual fag during Apple while everyone goes nuts was definitely my favourite bit 🍏

Day off vibes with the gals

My job today was to keep Joni toasty warm

a woman says yeah so i died of embarrasment ALT: a woman says yeah so i died of embarrasment

I finally watched Beetlejuice Beetlejuice and it was actually fun (I was fully expecting to think it was a bag of shite but was wrong).
The best thing in it is obviously Delia.