I thought my nemesis would be at the funeral I went to today, on account of us having both spent about 20 gracious years in the deceased’s company - it didn’t occur to me that the dead only matter if there are networking opportunities

Pre-emptive congrats man! That’s big! World class, you might say.

Oh my GOD this website is annoying

Baroness Hodge here just thinks, very reasonably, that her pals and colleagues should be entitled to a slice of the pie. For more on this, google “Margaret Hodge pie”

There used to a pop song every year named "Hero" and the chorus was always "You're a hero deep inside / don't ever let your hero hide". But then 9/11 happened, and every pop song was named "Party Booty (Bootyhole Remix) feat DJ A$$crack". And if it isn't true don't correct me.

Be some natural wine getting yeeted in the bars of Canonbury Square

Salute to an all-time tweet

lol, lmao

Set that on fire

QTP with a video game that transports you back to your childhood

What on earth is going on here

BOOOO

The home cooks reviving forgotten British dishes you’ve probably never heard of - BBC News

You can tell there’s a bad one coming because they’re doing Live Laugh Love poverty fetishism already

Yeh, sure, go after the pinnipeds

Like I assume there’s some awful new airport book for middle managers come out but this fire chat is WEIRD

Burger sauce on a chip barm lads, I’ve tasted the future

What is going on with these dorks man

Olise. Hell of a goal to score in front of a bunch of lads who just want to wave their flags.

youtu.be/sJuINzUNGSg?...

Did you know: There's HD video of Here Comes The Pizza?

George Lucas had some nerve calling a planet croissant

Screenshot from the game “Mario is Missing”. Luigi is speaking to a woman, “Where am I? Where’s the nearest koopa? What is this?”

Twin Peaks: The Return, Episode 18

Steamed Hams full transcript Well, Seymour, I made it- despite your directions. Ah. Superintendent Chalmers. Welcome. - I hope you're prepared for an unforgettable luncheon. - Yeah. Oh, egads! My roast is ruined. But what if I were to purchase fast food and disguise it as my own cooking? Delightfully devilish, Seymour. Ah- Skinner with his crazy explanations The superintendent's gonna need his medication When he hears Skinner's lame exaggerations There'll be trouble in town tonight Seymour! Superintendent, I was just- uh, just stretching my calves on the windowsill. Isometric exercise. Care to join me? Why is there smoke coming out of your oven, Seymour? Uh- Oh. That isn't smoke. It's steam. Steam from the steamed clams we're having. Mmm. Steamed clams. Whew. Superintendent, I hope you're ready for mouthwatering hamburgers. I thought we were having steamed clams. D'oh, no. I said steamed hams. That's what I call hamburgers. You call hamburgers steamed hams? Yes. It's a regional dialect. - Uh-huh. Uh, what region? - Uh, upstate New York. Really. Well, I'm from Utica, and I've never heard anyone use the phrase "steamed hams. " Oh, not in Utica. No. It's an Albany expression. I see. You know, these hamburgers are quite similar to the ones they have at Krusty Burger. Oh, no. Patented Skinner burgers. Old family recipe. - For steamed hams. - Yes. Yes. And you call them steamed hams despite the fact that they are obviously grilled. Ye- You know, the- One thing I should- - Excuse me for one second. - Of course. Well, that was wonderful. A good time was had by all. I'm pooped. Yes. I should be- Good Lord! What is happening in there? - Aurora borealis. - Uh- Aurora borealis at this time of year at this time of day in this part of the country localized entirely within your kitchen? - Yes. - May I see it? No. Seymour. ! The house is on fire. ! No, Mother. It's just the northern lights. Well, Seymour, you are an odd fellow but I must say you steam a good ham.

Today is officially the 30th anniversary of Steamed Hams. On April 14, 1996, "22 Short Films About Springfield" aired for the first time!

Going to start saying “That’s Wildcatting!” all the time

Sort of 6music dad techno. But mostly I really like getting evolving / unstable loops and drones and things and the Cosmos is ace for that.

🤌 hobbyless 🤌 behaviour 🤌

I have their Cosmos looper thing, their stuff is amazing

Victor Lmaoban is this anything

That whopper with his bottle significantly worse than any of the 115 charges