False alarm.

I am gramps, as it turns out.

Me, trying to be normal

So I am unc now?

Great. Just great.

Vote No On No. Yes.

Sure, gerrymandering is fun but you want to know what is not funny?

Redistricting.

Every year when redistricting happens, 17 people die as a result.

Not laughing now, are you ?

*spreads wide to prepare for gerrymandering*

Good night, sweet prince,
And flights of angels sing thee to thy rest!

" America, you must be so embarrassed "

said the population who voted For Brexit.

To which, The Canadians begin guffawing loudly and in a dramatic manner like Vince Vaughn in Anchorman.

Happy Dopamine Depletion Day !

4/21

TV pitch: Hotbox Ones

telling my boss to
tell it to the judge

Wired Willow is all about the alliteration, alright!

Me

Down

In my imagination I'm tossing a full bottle of Tito's at Alex's feet like I'm spiking a volleyball and yelling, "Suck it Alex!" then I run around him laughing.

My IG post from November 14, 2024 showing gas pump at $4.199 for regular.

So close

I took worse pics than this today so

Leering douche wearing a Down band tshirt

Happy Four-Twenty-Twenty-Six

This meeting could have been a bong rip

Having a smoke by the Lake Shore Drive (Chicago, 1976)

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Peregrine falcon [📸 mostly.birds]

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Where do we even begin? Man in Down band tshirt with blue lipstick vamping for the camera

I have a date every 16th of every month

Yeah I am. Lol. A real wagonhound.

Feminine Dick, Masculine Balls

they want to save every fetus unless that fetus grows up to compete against their grand daughter in junior high girls volleyball

Crueler than a cold day in late April.

Point of Rocks,
4/19/2026, 11:34:34 AM

Healthcare in 21st century America.

1. Health insurance refuses to approve of MRIs or life saving meds unless they or the docs are getting a kickback.

2. Struggle to schedule an appointment around work schedule.

3. Receive text seconds after appointment to write a review.

We MUST do better NOW!

Home on a Saturday night drinking a Pepsi, like some parolee.

The most expensive and costly Presidency in my lifetime.

Everyday he makes consumer goods and services more expensive for me. Gasoline. Car insurance, medical insurance.

He raised my tax rate and allows Apple to pay nothing even though he had two tax bills passed.

Record profits. Record debt.

I just left church and transparently I could’ve listened to “What I Got” by Sublime while drinking coffee and had a similar experience.