This super funny and super savage. The Onion comes correct.

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It's going up with the other masterpieces!

Applgasm

How does he get anything done?

Because any one of these gals says "Take care of ________, and I'll be here, waiting for you."

Motivation Activated.

The reason for this is simple: anything they claim to hold as a firm belief today, you can find previous tweets showing exactly the opposite. And they hate when their own words are hurtful to their tiny, stupid feelings.

Left to right: Large faceless fallen angel holding axe. Smaller faceless fallen angel holding curved axe and floating eye.. Wine colored skin, purple and lavender wings, weathered bronze armor, plum cloth/tubing, tarnished silver weapons, shining brass accents.

Final model done for my #TrenchCrusade Pride Court warband: Alternate Praetor. The original is twice as big and larger than the official Praetor sculpt. The alternate is more in line with the official model's size.
#miniatures #miniaturepainting

Bi-te Sexual Surf Board

Pansexual Awakening: The Movie.

This movie is dark fun with awesome twists and turns. Loved it.

The day I adopted my sons the judge said "My job is usually giving people bad news that changes their lives for the worse. Today I get the rare pleasure of giving three people news that changes their lives for the better. Today I adjoin a family, the greatest privilege of my job."

"I'm not (TITTY), I'm just drawn that way." Paraphrasing Jessica Rabbit.

Artists don't have to explain their choices. If you don't agree, move on.

"Time to put balls in holes."

Where I live we consider ourselves lucky if there isn't snow on the ground first week of June.

It's not about afford. Wars are fought with weapons but are won on logistics. Trump moved our entire naval cambat fleet but not our logistical fleet. No supply lines we sent out and secured before or after the deployment. Pete Kegstand is so concerned about "warfighting", but not supplying a war.

War is won on logistics. The admin committed to a conflict with zero setup. They just moved warships without diverting supply lines ahead of time.

Because they are performative and stupid.

After a full set of cardio it's her turn to lift something heavy.

Cute black and white kitty named Tenchi Mewyo is sitting on a red blanket and looking up at the camera with golden eyes.

The tuxie kitty looks like my Tenchi!

Both versions come home to a thick steadfast doggy BF who accepts and loves them.

🎶Hello Bluesky, my old friend
Your downtime has spiked again
Into the tab I keep in peeking
Hit refresh, server pinging
And in my vision window's all black and grey
Blankness remains
In downtime, and silence🎶

#Bluesky #Outage #Parody

The Hex Girls hold a special place in my... umm, let's say "heart". Gorgeous work.

"Do you want an analog horror series? Because this is how you get an analog horror series!"

What's the Over/Under on her replacing Melania in a year?

Oh, so another staged fast food event? More adminprop slop for the hog trough.

(Right to left) Hunter, Sorcerer, Praetor, Desecrated Saint, Scripture Guardian

(back) Pit Locusts (front) Wretched

(back) Hell Knights (front) Yoke Fiends

Took a few months, but finally done. The Court of Pride warband, The Cabal of Masques. Minis are Beastiarum, except Sorcerer which is Trial of Souls.

#CourtoftheSevenHeadedSerpent #TrenchCrusade #miniatures #miniaturepainting

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The right choice is:

Or an IRL Secret Level episode is about to pop off.

drooldle.

All of America right now.

"Zoinks, Scoob, they have such delights to show us...."