I've been binging documentaries all week, and I can say with 100% confidence that half of all documentaries are about ww2

Versailles had no bathrooms and that's why they doused themselves in perfume, to mask the poo scent

Was gonna walk Clive, but I found a toilet documentary and I'm locked in

When girl moose aren't interested in the boy moose that's hitting on them, they pee to signal they're uninterested. I think I'll start using that too

At this point I don't even care what happens 🍿 maybe they'll learn from whatevers gonna result from this

Dad and me at in-n-out 🍔

Dad: why didn't you get a shake?
Me: this body is a temple
D: temple of doom

I'm gonna sell everything I own and settle along a river, where I'll construct a straw-roof house with a grain mill so I have enough flour to survive on pizza for the rest of my cottage-core life

First ever pool stream was surprisingly smooth-sailing! I can guarantee I'm the only one in this category to discuss gas prices, high speed rail, and compare Civ 5, 6 & 7 😂

Exploring the fishing Village of Marsaxlokk 🇲🇹

Here in Malta they call strollers/prams "pushchairs" and it sounds like a German named it 😂

Not quite, t-mobile 😂 I'm in Malta, far the fuck away from the Caribbean

I'm gonna cry because this Rome B&B went out and got me bread and a toaster and eggs, all because I mentioned I liked bigger breakfasts 🥲 can't say grazie enough 🙏

I cracked the code. My esim caps Hotspot tethering at 1gb, which makes sense why it crapped out after an hour. Shopping around for a new one! Please stand by

The irl stream in Barcelona today was good for about an hour until I got close to the sagrada familia 🤷‍♀️ hope Madrid will be better

Gonna see if what everyone says about Spain is true

The streams are about to get more dreamy and floral ☁️ 🌸 💡 Aiming to return on Friday

a man in a suit is sitting at a table with the word stinky written on it ALT: a man in a suit is sitting at a table with the word stinky written on it

12 days post op and i already want another surgery because i can smell my house again, and i don't like it

I'm gonna breathe better 👃

Tape off, splinters and boogers removed 💪

Your smile totally lights up the room!

I want to eat pizza, but I don't want to guess what is pizza sauce and what is blood 🍕

Thanks ❤️ these pills can't kick in soon enough

Ugh this looks so cozy I'm getting sick of studio apt life

Je vais respirer mieux 👃

No filter

last stream for a couple weeks is today! get your ESO drops, then my surgery is on tuesday

funny youtube number

when you're overseas and hungry, don't waste money on a fancy sit-down restaurant, order fast foot instead

There is a town in Mexico called Poop

Is it too late to refund?