i’m feeling alright :)

Santa on Christmas Eve

What the fuck does ChatGPT even fuckin do. I wanted you to make it happen not just describe what it would sound like. I can imagine what it sounds like I want you to make it happen you useless piece of shit. AI fucking sucks

i’ve clearly been marked as the weakest willed diner

dog yearning for shrimp creole (she’ll get some)

holiday vibe

☝️

hawk tuah, not luigi mangione, is the real working class hero

looks good af fr!!

didn’t know you had it in you

this is why i never eat mcdonald’s in the store

goddamn that’s a wild situation

all the more reason it’s a good thing if they find something.

case in point, a few months ago i came home from work to find my bathroom ceiling looking like this due to a leak i was unaware of.

had a similar thing happen recently and they don’t particularly care about the state so much as the unit integrity (at least in CA). if they discover a leak that’s good bc it’s their prerogative to fix.

happy for him

is wasbappin over here yet

i hope they show my tweets to that ceo guy when he gets to the afterlife as part of his hell wrapped

If you ever feel like you don’t want to exist anymore, I want you to imagine 5 people you hate. Think about them deeply, and continue to exist just to spite them. You will be okay and you’ve got this 💪

crudité clearly the hit of the evening

should i use this hash tag if i am not asian

Me So Asian! Let's get this trending on bluesky #MeSoAsian

this is such a cool time to be alive

diddy list

yes

she owns more than one shirt

incorrect i am honest

actually, it’s a meritocracy.

real pibbheads know

💯

i just know she’s got an anonymous account on here

still needs more chaotic energy to be fully juiced up