photo of me holding a pink monster can next to my dick (which has just the *perfect* size as you can tell by comparing them)
I guess I like those comparison type pics as well (didn't have a red bull can at hand, but this will do 🙂↕️)
gn* bsky, you made my evening so much more entertaining I will now manifest a better night's sleep than yesterday!!! 🙏
*get naked
kiss you through the panties? 🥺
😵💫
no I wasn't looking at your bathtub pics while I was in the bath myself nuh uh 🙂↔️
also someone tell me how to take good bathtub pics because some of you (you know who 🫵) have got that FIGURED OUT 😵💫
if you like your men well done I'm the guy for you because I just took a bubble bath and I feel so warm in my entire body I think I've cooked myself
I eat it from the back so I can slowly introduce rimming and butt stuff
YEAH WHY 🫵
also: licking your toy clean 🫣🫣🫣🫣😵💫
sucking on your fingers after u touch yourself? is that too much to ask? 🫣 I neeeeeed to taste you, and I want your fingers on my mouth 🥺
I want to use a toy on someone 🤤
screenshot of a tweet by @nachoeveryday: "Sometimes the best sex you can have is sucking her titties while you use her toy on her."
#liked this btw :)
(ARGH I wanna use a toy on someone why is that so HOT)
like, tell me you're not wearing panties, or pull them to the side as you push me on my knees 😵💫
latest fantasy is being made to eat you out below your dress or skirt 🫠
comm, thanks!
to be put on a leash by a beautiful woman sitting on your face? YES PLEASE 😩
what dreams are made of
I don't know 𝘸𝘩𝘢𝘵 comes over me - I've only ever been attracted to other women, but...
Listening to my roommate moans as she sucks cock makes me wetter than I've been in ages.
She and her boyfriend only smirk when I ask if they can help me sate my 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘪𝘰𝘴𝘪𝘵𝘺.
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#threesome #bi #blowjob #vibe
deerbrain getting their tummy squished from behind by big hands with rings on them, wearing a white frilly bra and no panties, a pink whipped cream censor with a ":3" face on it covers their pussy
*bites you*
being unemployed would rly work for me rn
"read my chatgpt log above"
I would rather shit glass for a week my guy
understandable actually!!!! plz tell him i said pspsps and give him pets from me thanks meow
I want to have someone lean back into me while we watch a show and lazily play with their titties
me too me too!
yeah i *love* making stuff about me why do you ask
ngl i hate smoking personally but happy 420 to all of you who don't!
*grabby hands*
