Yes this really happened. My company used to rent space out of a trial attorney office in DTLA, and Booker was rolling through to raise cash with the lawyers for his doomed presidential bid, and serendipity granted me this window into Booker’s soul outside the men’s room I regularly defiled
bort @crushbort.bsky.social MR. FANTASTIC: What I'm holding here is called the Ultimate Nullifier...and I promise you it goes down a little less pleasantly than a delicious plate of "arroz con pollo" GALACTUS: ¡Chingados! November 16, 2023 at 11:58 PM
I saw a billboard yesterday that had two dudes on it and said in big red letters "REAL ATTORNEYS." It struck me as a doth protest too much and there is some Mike Ross Suits-esque situation happening there.
rumour has it he wanted to marry an american standard
"I am smart magic man who rules a small nation and wants to rule the world and boy howdy do I hate that stretchy guy"
and the limitless drug
Most people don't know this but the reason it is called a needle drop is because songs are like movie steroids
lmao
~ Jesus (of Nazareth fame) in the Infancy Gospel of Thomas
I often get lost my sleeves and pant legs
If you can't fight a bear, you can't fight an enemy combatant. An immediate dishonorable discharge is necessary to illustrate this kind of WEAKNESS is not tolerated by our armed forces. If the military wants to bring me in as an advisor for bear fighting I would gladly cash that check.
And I've done it without any threat of violence 😤😤😤
The closeup after Hamilton Clancy as Peck In Burn After Reading (2008) says "You have a drinking problem." Then Osbourne Cox (John Malkovich) yells at a colleague, "Fuck you, Peck, you're a Mormon! Next to you, we ALL have a drinking problem!"
So close!! That is mister fantastic 💕
me when I clog the toilet but try to blame someone else
Can you do an investigation how between when I was kid and now Babybels have gotten smaller? It used to be that 2 of those suckers would fill me up but now I have to eat like 10. I believe some sort of scameroo is a foot and one of your gumshoe reporters could do a real service if you looked into it
That makes more sense. Jason Mantzoukas is a very funny man
I dont get it. Were you trying to spell Parmesan?
Godzilla 2000 covers this in depth
That's a lot of salt and pepper
He looks amazing for 150. Drop the skincare routine!
hi rogs 👋
It would like trying to dint the heavens themselves, a fool's errand that I would never dare engage. The corn beef sandwich of all the wonders that I have yet tasted have greeted me most fondly.
Imagine Hillary Clinton as a corn beef sandwich. The meat carving is lean. Swiss, lettuce, tomato and kraut all play their part in the orchestra. A toasted rye holds the whole piece together. You take a bite, juices from the corn beef and kraut run down your face. What was I saying?
Death of the author (I think it is french or some nonsense), I think it is ACAB for writers and stuff, after Vince Gilligan said ASAC Schrader didn't finish the job on the can after he found who Walt is. He dropped a log and we all know it.
large orchestral swell and slow motion dolly shot as he for the first time puts on the hat
young charles lee "it suits you"
young washington "idk"
YCL: "itll grow on you"
Yeah... that Dinosaurs are awesome!
First American dinosaur was found in South Hadley. I think that gives us all something to think about
wet ass bumblebee hanging on to a lily bud
found a guy
one of the most dope cooking apples
