didn't you put your phone in the pool because it was too hot or something?
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Y’all are never gonna believe this….three (3) gay ducks
no one else is making posters for research either so i guess. friday project. which honestly is fine bc i know i have the tools to do it better than pretty much everyone else. but also
whyyyyyy do I sign up for these clinical things in the evening. am I not tired enough. some of them are mandatory and have to be done not in class time (so like. after 6pm) but also. i don't gotta do it This often. boo boo the fool
Molting
We’ve got so many proper ponds around, but I guess they wanted somewhere quieter
View looking north of a small bay in Lake Superior near Allouez Township, MI. // Image captured at: 2026-04-22 10:37:14 UTC (about 11 min. prior to this post) // Image sourced from: windy.com // Current Temp in Allouez Township: 41 F | 5 C // Precip: clear sky // Wind: ESE at 6 mph | 10 kph // Humidity: 86%
Current* conditions near Allouez Township, MI:
no way......gerard way....gerard way or the high way
The flooding in the yard is so persistent it’s gained not one but two gay ducks
Cat snuffling in some bushes after a spring thunderstorm while 1 billion birds shriek
The Raging Demon Dutch Oven
Olruggio overstretched neck cotton t shirt real
don't show me the stars by desmodus summary: Let him have his good time, Qifrey thinks, and, conjoined with that thought: he'd have more of them, after all, had he not thrown his lot in with yours. Always the one hand, then the other. Qifrey would say he's used to it, but then it wouldn't work, would it?
giving #orufrey a tough time again 🫶 olruggio gets drunk and he and qifrey both have a feeling or two about it. 1.6k, rated M
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dude i for real am losing basic human functions in exchange for all the stuff i'm having to learn and eject and learn again. like i'm straight up worse at speaking. small talk. teaching. vocabulary. i can get it back but i like have a moment where my brain tries to shift gears and the clutch slips
The same cassowary dad sculpture as the original post but now complete with a shiny layer of varnish.
The cassowary chick on its own in the palm of my hand, about the size of or an olive.
Different angle of cassowary dad.
Cassowary dad now glazed and glamorous.
he actively tries not to know things like that. because of reasons
i wash my sheets on saturday and by monday the amount of cat hair has already reached this level
don't look at me like that
this is affectionate ribbing btw, lest anyone worry. also appreciated ribbing. bc i Do often have to make really obtuse mental association structures to retain things, i kinda end up with a lot of things that are accurate in My brain...but the translation doesn't exactly carry well outside of it 😅
"you'll explain something better than i could while drawing it out perfectly. but the whole time you're saying negative instead of positive. or the left is right." *long pause staring at his phone* "i know an interventional radiologist you should talk to" SIR ARE YOU SHAMING ME OR THE RADIOLOGIST
this faculty chair i work with is always introducing me to people and getting like 4 sentences deep before being like "ryan gets all the hard things that everyone gets wrong right. and then gets all the easy ones wrong." dr you KNOW i can't memorize shit!!! leave me aloneeeeee 😂😂😂
shoutout to whichever lecturer made a question that looked like this. i just went "no whey," quietly to myself in the testing center
also have another one tomorrow but idc about that class so whatever
lived