stuck in that 'needing to suck a cock' mood for like 3 days now

Finished another wide scarf/shawl from last year. Noro brand yarn, colors "Yuki" and "Bara", so a Yuki-Bara scarf.

If you see this post a picture of your thighs.

Looking real good, Dad

happily and thoroughly

you should know that they would be enjoyed if you did

that sounds so much more frustrating than it looks

I got 3 bites in (after 2 other courses). Didn't even make a noticeable dent lol.

Shoutout to Motley School Tavern for never having a bad dish

here i am, newly 37 years of age, failing to eat a piece of tiramisu the size of my face. what's an awful pic among friends?

Can you tell I'm drunk at all?

a former coach i hadn't interacted with in years decided to stroke my beard.

so, a good week.

a woman says that 's what gays do on netflix ALT: a woman says that 's what gays do on netflix

just moved from the muppets (liberace) to school house rock (conjuction junction).

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Doing my best not to enjoy that too ;)

sorry random new acquaintance at the gay bar--I'm not looking at my phone because I'm bored; it's because I am having trouble thinking of a kind way to tell you that I don't need some amateur sex therapist to loudly try to dissect my husband and I's sex life in a bar full of our peers and friends

Thanks Cancun H&M, for giving me a headstart on slutty summer wear

Surprise Cancun trip. looking forward to a very relaxing week

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ripped out the thigh portion of my jeans dancing to bad bunny halftime show

knitting project #2 (scarf in wool/mohair/silk) completed and gifted to Mr E.

WoopWoop!

thats....astonishingly shitty of them as a person. Red Flags all around. Good on you for dealing with that so competently (more than I would have at any rate)

had this experience not 2 weeks ago

Just finished the first knitting project of the year--an Inclinations Shawl.

Happy Birthday Coach

Emmet Otter's Jug-Band Christmas share.google/2WQPJm6Aastc... on appletv

wow Gretchen fox, what a cunt

the best candy canes, right?