Lets gooooo

Screenshot of MLB Statcast data showing top metrics from last night's games. Dominic Canzone of Seattle hit a 444ft HR Luke Raley of Seattle hit a HR at 113.8 mph off the bat Ryan Helsley of Baltimore recorded the fastest strikeout pitch at 100.9 mph Jose Ramirez of Cleveland had a decisive double to take the lead in the 7th.

Apparently you missed out if you didnt catch CLE@SEA last night.

Kruk just said he’d like to see Adolis oiled up and flexing. It's the first game.

slack needs to bring back aim away messages

This little lad of mine, im gonna let him shine

"Fourth of all- I have 20 CHA but never speak"

inject ABS into my veins

This is in fact what (male) american culture is and we should truly confront that as a society.

Just so cringe and fake

Dominican and Venezuelan players honor their culture by exhibiting unbridled joy and love for the game. American players honor our culture of deepthroating the barrel of a .50 cal and forgetting basic math.

Wyatt. Johnston. 2-1.

All must suffer.

Imagine this much stress and anxiety to produce nothing of actual value

I think it's very fun that they were like "idk here's Alolan Gaga"

Amtrak boarding the same line going in opposite directions at the same platform is absolutely diabolical.

balks are more clear than hockey goalie interference

He told me he turned down running for senate in CA so it could've been worse

Accidentally eating dinner with Dean Cain in 2019

I met a swan named fauna while on a walk with @torreymacgregor.bsky.social

Matt Strahm correcting someone on Twitter that he doesnt "suck ass" but instead eats.

Sure the Phillies signed Schwarber, but they just traded away this king. Vibes have never been lower

more people need to know that jar jar binks canonically fucks

I wish the pennsylvania lottery groundhog nothing but the worst

Tinker Swift, Taylor Swift, Soldier Swift, Spy Swift

I cant believe that Bonds and Clemens are becoming intertwined in the HOF conversation. Clemens' grooming "allegations" should permanently bar him.

I feel insane that it's not brought up more often.

And in that pause between pitch and contact - longer than logic, shorter than hope - we remembered why baseball existed long before we judged a sport's value by viral moments and betting apps. It is the romance of failure. The mortal beauty of trying and missing seven times out of 10 and still being considered great. It is the only sport where patience is a weapon, and panic the surest death. You cannot simply run out the clock in baseball; you must face it, pitch by terrifying pitch, until it finally releases you.

Did not expect one of the best paragraphs I’d read about baseball would come from an Irish newspaper

www.irishexaminer.com/sport-column...

The Cubs broke the timeline in 2016 and we're never going to recover

God is a Dodgers fan. Theres no other explanation

Lindy Li asked me if I was planning to "Netflix and chill this weekend" and while I overthink every social interaction I have, I'll never be that cringe.

Between finding out Lindy Li is now a conservative and Brianna Wu trending today, its a big day for freaks who I've had bizarre conversations with.

thank you mariners for being the only team to get the memo