"I'm scared of old people that aren't my wife"

Miku and Dimple got together

just had to hide my pill in a slice of meat

i do not know how to reconcile my beliefs that 1. we are living through a terrifying worldwide empathy crisis that is in dire need of addressing, but also 2. i should be allowed to say kys to people on the internet

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"I'm too busy grinding on my wife to grind in Dark Souls"

my child Chud Faggotson

real and same

working every day of lesbian week keeping me on the other side of town as my wife and the other side of the globe as my puppy isn't very cool

cute but in a big, sad, old dog way

whatever you say, puppy

Saraiya fell asleep on me before I could eat dinner
the polite and just thing to do is fast so as not to disturb her sleep 😌

for posterity

every day I wish I could be in two places at once but instead I'm at neither and stuck at my job :(

does she know I would kill and die for her?

deep desire to play Tomodachi Life but my Switch is hella busted so instead I will live vicariously through April and my friends

I wish M&Ms were less of a hassle to eat

posting shmeat since Bsky images aren't loading rn

can I claim milf status if I have grey hair and women calling me mommy?

they are also over here in the PNW ☝️🤓
still somewhat common too, but that's even further out than OH for you

lowkey love that this site is always breaking
reminds me of peak Tumblr

keep it busted and thus unprofitable so it can be a breeding ground for my weirdos instead of tech freaks

she's speaking our truth

she's just like me

don't ask about the creative process