He’s getting so toasty…

I’ve been streaming again, here’s this weeks schedule in case anyone wants to come say hello 💖

I’ll be 35 tomorrow and somehow that hurts to even wrap my brain around.

Little Man is getting so big 😭 He’s just a baby still.

In my 34 years I don’t think I’ve ever choked on a hair. Today….my goodness this has ruined my day.

Tropical Smoothie Cafe slaps tbh.

All I can think about is my DnD character. She’s a bad ass bitch.

We have no idea her breed. We got her at 5 years old from a friend! And he didn’t know either.

Because everyone loved my other cat picture, here’s my other baby. Xena, Princess Warrior. She’s a diva.

Meet the newest babies at our house. Little Man and Violet.

Did I get an iced coffee today in freezing weather? Yes, I did.

I’ve yet to Christmas shop. I wonder how long I can put this off 🤔

On the plus side, I may or may not have a slight dice obsession.

Really didn’t need my car to decide to not start today. 🙃

✨ My Energy Drink Advent Calendar ✨ Because I work retail and need one per shift until Christmas. It’s very Alani coded.

Y’all, the Zodiac Academy book series has such a chokehold on me right now that I cannot process anything else.

I still haven’t gotten one and the need is growing.

I’m really craving a Sprite right now. Specifically from McDonald’s.

I’d rather be at home reading than at work. My book is that good 🙄 Ugh I hate being an adult.

Y’all, Wicked was so good. That’s it.

Your monthly reminder that Brussels sprouts are a superior veggie.

Okay but look what came up in my TikTok shop! It’s a stack of books claw clip. It’s perfect!

There truly isn’t and that’s the best part of the entire thing!

Another day, another danish.

Omg this is so smart 😂 obviously.

This is PERFECTION. Target has so many shaped ones!

I fear I ate my cheese danish before I could show you all. My bad.

My obsession with bows will never stop. I started the oversized bow trend in 2012 😡😂

Also all the random shaped hair clips are bomb.

One of my toxic traits is thinking I’ll be okay with getting gas before work in the morning instead of on the way home tonight.