Due to *gestures broadly* it’s time for me to start looking for a new job!

If you know anyone looking for an experienced policy nerd, research analyst, gov’t affairs, strat comms person — point me towards them.

Lacy turns 14 next month so need to be able to buy Lambies!

I’m so grateful for the almost 14 years she’s been in my life. And grateful beyond words that she’s home with us tonight.

I love you infinitely, Lacy Belle. 🩷

The emergency vet and they think a mild ear infection and/or a thing called “vestibular old dog disease.” So essentially she appears tipsy. 🥂

She is home now and okay, but Lacy gave us a huge scare this afternoon. I thought she was having a stroke. Couldn’t walk straight, falling over, eyes doing this weird shifty thing.

Doesn’t mint sting?

Look at this perfect puptato 🩷

Why is having eyeballs so expensive?

You two can go die on that hill together 😂😂😂🫶🏻

He’s been totally off here and Twitter since the election.

A work convo just reminded me that my husband has horrible taste in pens.

Teen™️ and I had a Nintendo switch lite during covid. I haven’t been able to find it since my move to GA a couple years ago.

Now I want to potato and play Crash Bandicoot and I’m considering buying another and I have no good reason not to.

Netflix is ruining football

My husband is so extra in the best possible ways. 🎄

I like Dossier for the same reason! I’ll have to look into Creamo.

I’m on a fragrance kick. My current faves are:

1) Tom Ford Lost Cherry
2) Gucci Flora Gorgeous Gardenia
3) Dior Hynotic Poison
4) Dulce by Rosie Jane
5) Nemat Amber perfume oil 🩷

Tell me yours!

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I attempted to pick a new cologne for my husband since his favorite was discontinued. I sniffed over 20 that somehow all smelled alike before I got a headache and gave up.

Also I do not understand the obsession with Tom Ford’s Tobacco Vanille and Replica’s By the Fireplace. They are *awful*

Happy annual “Fine, we’re Dept of the Navy” day to all the Marines out there.

She’s happy and well fed!

Finished an amazing book and went to start the second book and realized I read them out of order.

My life is ruined.

No taste difference tho

Better!

Creamier!

I had ice cream made from buffalo milk today.

I don’t need this negativity!

I do love Brussels sprouts

Green bean casserole is the superior Thanksgiving side dish.

I yeeted out of a plane today (thanks to my husband picking the best Christmas gift for me) and it was *amazing*

Now I want classes to learn to do this on my own.

Song of Achilles!

Let’s try this again