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Posts by Nachturne

My dog stopped to shit in the middle of a busy intersection as we were crossing. She’d already used the last bag and I had to fight traffic to pick it up with a damn receipt. Please tell me it was ok I gave up on the last tiny piece as the cars were coming.

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Casually finding my past life on Reddit

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QUEEN

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Anyone else ready to hit the high seas with streaming raising prices again?

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Every once in a while, this gif just hits

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16 year old at the Starbucks: “ok have a good night hun drive safe!”

The most NY person today.

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I’ll watch anything Lisa McGee does

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Louis Theroux’s newest doc is amazing. He just shines a light and all these manosphere morons immediately tell on themselves. One even brings his MOM to defend him.

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The office scene gives me the same vibes as the made scene from Goodfellas

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“Residue of interaction” and “semen demon” officially are in my vocabulary. #OBAA

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This movie was transcendent

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I plan to watch One Battle After Another soon and this image tells me the theme continues:

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Having already seen Sinners, Bugonia and Frankenstein, I will say Bugonia certainly fits, Sinners in a way as well, while Frankenstein is more “I’m the way I am because of you and you hate me for it?” which I say fits thematically as well.

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In the last 24 hrs I’ve watched Hamnet, Sentimental Value and If I Had Legs I’d Kick You and it’s like the theme of this Oscar season is women who have HAD IT vs the men that put them there.

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My heart beats only for you. Can you hear it? It says Gordon I love you, Gordon the vault.

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Why do I get GLP1 ads for Hims and Hers? It’s like the algorithm is confused on my gender but certain I’m fat.

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I’m famously anti-remake, especially where mother Goldie is concerned. But this is ACHING for a Death Becomes her reboot:

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Two artists who’s music you could live on exclusively indefinitely:

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The world got a bit darker today #RIP

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Sublime - April 29, 1992
Sublime - April 29, 1992 YouTube video by Scott Lauer

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I’m kind of inspired by this rewatch to just wear a crown while I’m at home doing nothing. #TheCrown

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We need a The Crown like show about the Kennedys.

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Remember The Postal Service? #millennials

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Where are my overnight workers?

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She’s the least cuddly dog ever. Almost every night is me being all like this after I accidentally hog my foot against her and she leaves rather than just ignores me

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When you’re Netflix and chilling and she gives you this look.

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It’s not like another country famously made this exact same mistake leading them to be decimated by the local forces.

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Journalists hate this one trick.

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🚨TING TING🚨ATTENTION: Burger King’s new apple pies taste like old McDonald’s apple pies.

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