🗣️ WE DON’T WANNA HEAR YOU SAY NIGGA NO MOREEEEEE

Unpopular opinion: March Madness is ehhh. Trap Niggas is the superior song. The video for March Madness is one of my favs though.

No he is insane lmaooooo

Ham, however? Forever the diva. Apologies to the Muslim dolls, but me and the swine will know each other intimately tomorrow.

Turkey is never that good. Yes, even yours. Yes, even your uncle Charles that fries it. Yes, even your Big Mama Pearl that “puts her foot in it” every year. Turkey is never better than just fine.

I’m crine 😭😭😭

What a call back lmaoooo

I mean, I can barely think! 😭😭😭

Every establishment needs to turn the Muzak down

We literally have no limit on PTO and sick time— why is it so hard for people to stay home when they’re symptomatic/not feeling well???

Good morning pals & haters! Remember to #LockIn4UrNeighbor! $1,545 in cash raised! 61 homeless ppl will receive $25 w/their care items at this time! So very close to our monetary goal of $2500 = 100 ppl! Pls check out the wishlist there is still plenty up for grabs! Link in next tweet 🙏🏿

I forgot we moved here

This painting is available to purchase! https://artviaalex.etsy.com

Good morning!!! ☀️ here to share some of my artwork!

When I said I don’t want celebs on this app, I meant Nicki Minaj specifically.

Me and my husband tonight

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Went completely out my mind the past three hours but I’m back

Periodddddddd

And the butterfly is much cuter than that hideous ass “X” ☺️🦋

My car is cleaned, I’m not at the office and it ain’t a cloud in the mf sky

Oh it’s my time to shine

I’m not but decor is half off at target and I got the Christmas tree smelling plug ins from bbw last week— we bout to force it fr

Looking back, I feel like Al Sharpton was the first nigga on that zempy

Omg I forgot about tidal lmaooo

Period lmaooo

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Just found my mama birthday card in my car & her damn birthday in September

LMAOOOOOO

Even the layout of this app is so much easier in the eyes.

@bsky.app hiring?

I feel like I’ve been under the weather for thirty days and thirty damn nights oh my God