Rain is dragging me down today ugh

We haven’t forgotten.

Every word of this is a lie.

🚨 🚨 🚨

The Jets are signing QB Justin Fields, per me and
@tompelissero.bsky.social, as Gang Green gets a new starter. Fields says goodbye to Pittsburgh after 1 year.

He gets a 2-year deal worth $40M with $30M guaranteed.

Tesla stock is COLLAPSING (glad I sold mine a while ago), Twitter has been down most of the day, Elon is helping Trump cause a recession...it's kinda not looking so good

Adam Schefter reports Eagles DT Milton Williams is finalizing a deal with the Carolina Panthers

Please, Rick, show some mercy: Spare the sofa, I beg you.

It knows not what it does, or is done to it.

Let the couch go.

I’m not saying I’m going to light that motherfucker JD Vance up tomorrow.

But I’m gonna light that motherfucker up tomorrow.

Aaron Rodgers "getting close" to signing a deal with the Steelers, per Gerry Dulac.

The Rams are re-signing QB Jimmy Garoppolo to a one-year, $11 million deal, per source.

Go birds

Jimmy Carter built houses for the poor.

Donald Trump exploited illegal immigrants to build condos for the rich.

Be like Jimmy.

This will never get old 🤣

Elon Musk just agreed with a post calling the MAGA base “retarded”:

“That pretty much sums it up. This was eye-opening.”

World champion of constantly killing innocent people

MERRY CHRISTMAS, UKRAINE!

Can't wait to be a full time asshole to Trump supporters because he's gonna do what we said he would

Gearing up doing my best we told you so routine

Can we just start using WTYS for “We told you so” to save character space over the next 4 years?

BREAKING: The biggest strike against Amazon in U.S. history is happening right now.

The Teamsters are picketing facilities across the country.

The union has organized workers at 10 Amazon locations AND they're putting up picket lines at hundreds of other Amazon sites nationwide.

I'm trying to get on the Bluesky train but there's too many bots already I need a consistent timeline and a favorited notification option

Ren - Hi Ren (Official Music Video) YouTube video by Ren

Today is the two year anniversary of the premiere of perhaps the greatest song ever written...truly!
youtu.be/s_nc1IVoMxc?...

List of countries by total fertility rate - Wikipedia

What he doesn't point out is that the decline is mostly in the white world...in Africa and elsewhere the birth rates are increasing...so what he is really worried about is "replacement". Isn't racism wonderful? For Musk "civilization" means white.
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of...

Elon Musk is worried:

“So many people, including smart people, think there are too many people in the world and think the population is growing out of control.

It's completely the opposite. Please look at the numbers.

If people don't have more children, civilization is going to crumble."

I need the flyers to just be relevant this year

Just sitting here waiting for people to disappear somehow someway

I'm not sorry 😜

I've been following back every account that follows me but I'm just not doing it anymore the last 3 days it's 80 percent porn bots and I'm not wasting my time with stupid shit like that it's fake and I'm trying to get away from the fake shit in general

@support.bsky.team be better

JUST IN: In a major foreign policy speech, UK Prime Minister Keir Starmer warns Donald Trump that he will not side with the United States over the EU after Trump allies suggested he must make a choice between the two.