The album cover for Arlo Park’s Ambiguous Desire

This new Arlo Parks record is exactly what was needed. Feels like a warm evening breeze. Superb

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Hungover horny and hungry 😔

The new TFT set is out, and instead of climbing back to emerald, I am stuck at my desk writing emails. The world is so cruel sometimes 😔

If you liked her last album, but wanted some more thrashing guitars, this is an excellent blend. Mitski back at her Americana sad girl vibe with a couple banger guitar moments. She still feels controlled compared to Puberty 2 etc, but it’s a great listen for the cloudy days. Some beautiful moments

The question for the ages

The age old seasonal question: is it allergies? Or am I actually sick?

Go sports!

Right?? It’s hands down top 3 bathroom in the city

Cheers to the weekend 🥂🍾

The only way to cum 🤤

Literal insanity

Remember when Jane won the Rulaparuza? Good times

Blessed

Drooling 🤤

a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera . ALT: a close up of a dog 's face with its eyes closed and looking at the camera .

Boooooo

*cough cough* oh no you're sick and the only cure is to not be at work

Ugh I’m so sorry. Hopefully you get to escape for a bit and enjoy the crisp spring sunshine. Drown out the world for a moment. Sending a big hug 🫂

That is literally insane. Crazy evil behavior. I hope karma acts swiftly

Happy birthday little guy!! 😇😇💕

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Nothing better than celebrating in the sunshine

I tidy up when I’m anxious, and I’m anxious a lot 😅

Picture of a wood dresser and a round mirror. The reflection of a nude man in the mirror, but just his butt and back are visible

How is it Wednesday already?? My contribution to this sunny spring humpday 😇🍑

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Awesome way to take advantage of the sunshine!

It’s the most perfect spring day here in Seattle 🥰🥰

10/10 moment

Thanks!!

Our Passover Seder table set up

Yesterday’s Seder was a success 💕 A few days later than usual, but at least we were able to get the whole family together (all 30 of us)

Cap Hill!