The pre-cum part of tomato ketchup can break a meal for me

Rising number of Grindr messages containing mate and bro

Everyone and everything looks better in the sun

I’m on the front line with you 🫡

Me to anyone showing a hint of negativity about Confessions on a Dance Floor: Part II

Logged out most apps, I fear my phone is ruining my life

It’s camp af…

but I expected the end of the song to be the chorus and the chorus to be the bridge, so my first listen impression is the song never really gets going. We’ll see

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Walking home with Kylie vs challengers wind. I’m winning

Sport is my passion

Capitalist April Fools is pointless because every year companies create semi decent things as a joke and the comment section is stacked with demand 😭

I really thought Traitors Stephen’s jacket and jumpsuit bombshells were going to overhaul spring summer on the high street. I thought fashion could be fast, where are they?

I’m actually fed the fuck up of faceless Grindr profiles having attitude and couples looking for friends on Tinder

Oh Bristol 💙

My season is starting

£1,000,000 by Cadbury’s current pricing structure

I’m still not over the disappointment tbh

The demon jumped out of her and into me, I’m now in a cult

It was the eve before Slayyyter’s new album

Anyway speaking of queer

The heartbreak is the film, starts off a 5 and ends up a 2. wtf

Was really enjoying Queer until the second half ripped up the plot, themes and aesthetics

The ctrl and fn key is switched around on my new work laptop

Mandatory quiz at ticket sales tbh

Just been to West End Girl. 5 star from Lily Allen. Sad only 5% of the audience had listened to the album

Off to West End Girl

Petition for gyms to stop playing music out loud, nobody wants it and your taste is shit. Headphone supremacy

Hometown Grindr is always very humbling

Diamonds are Forever is SO bad and camp it almost becomes good 😭

The auto-opening Amazon ad on Grindr might be the last straw for me, it’s doing my head in 🙇🏼‍♂️🙇🏼‍♂️