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I have a few pairs like that and I just use them to hold my balls and let my dick out.

Happy Hump Day yall!!! Come on down to the R&R Lounge for our Wine Wednesday and get a glass of wine for $5.50+ tax while supplies last!!! See yall soon!!!

It's a rainy Tequila Tuesday so hurry on down and get $2 off any Tequila except the well all night long!!! See yall here at the R&R Lounge!!!

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Happy Musical Montucky yall!!! Come on down to the R&R Lounge for a 16oz can of Montucky with a shot of Jack Daniel's, Jack Fire, or Fireball for $10+ tax while supplies last!!! We start singing at 8pm so hurry on down!!! See yall soon!!!

Happy anything but pants Tequila Tuesday yalll!!! Hurry on down to the R&R Lounge and get $2 off any Tequila except for the well all night long!!! See yall soon!!!

Happy Hump Day yall!!! Come on down to the R&R Lounge for our Wine Wednesday and get a glass of wine for $5.50+ tax while supplies last!! See yall soon!!!

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Happy Tequila Tuesday down here at the R&R Lounge!!! Hurry on down and get $2 off any Tequila except for the well all night long!!! See yall soon!!!

It's Musical Montucky Monday down here at the R&R Lounge, so hurry on down and get on the list!!! You could get a 16-oz can of Montucky with a shot of Jack Daniel's Or Jack Fire for $10.00+ tax all night long!!! See you soon, singing starts at 8pm!!!

Happy Sunday funday yall!! Huron on down to the R&R Lounge for our last day to decorate your Easter eggs so voting can start the 17th!!! See yall soon!!

Happy Hump Day yall!!! Its Wine Wednesday down here at the R&R Lounge so hurry on down for your $5.50 glass of wine after 8pm!!! See yall soon and feel free to follow my lead and do it shirtless!!!

It's Tequila Tuesday down here at the R&R Lounge!!! $2 off any Tequila except the well!!! See yall soon!!!

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Happy Musical Montucky Monday down here at the R&R Lounge yall!!! Come on down to sing or enjoy a 16oz can of Montucky with a shot of Jack Daniel's, Jack Fire, or Fireball for $10.50+ tax while supplies last!!! See yall soon!!!

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Happy Sunday funday yall!!! Meet you at the R&R Lounge, I'll be here all night!!!!

Happy Hump Day yall!!! Come on down to the R&R Lounge and get any glass of wine for $5.50+ tax while supplies last!!! See yall soon!!!

Happy Tequila Tuesday, y'all!!! Come on down to the R&R Lounge and get $2 off any Tequila except for the well all night long!!!! See yall soon!!!

Happy Musical Montucky Monday yall!!! Come on down to the R&R Lounge for a 16oz can of Montucky with a shot of Jack Daniel's, Jack Fire, or Fireball for $10+ tax while supples last!! Music Monday starts 8pm so hurry on down and join the party!!!

Happy Sunday Funday yall!!! Meet ya down at the R&R Lounge!!! See yall soon!!!

Happy Hump Day yall!!! Come on down to the R&R Lounge for our Wine Wednesday and get any glass of wine for $5.50+ tax while supplies last!!! See yall soon!!!

Happy Tequila Tuesday yall!! Come on down to the R&R Lounge and you could get $2 off any Tequila except for the well all night long!!! See yall soon!!!

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Happy Musical Montucky Monday, yall!!! Hurry on down to the R&R Lounge for our sing-along karaoke starting at 8pm! You can also get a 16oz can of Montucky with a shot of Jack Daniel's, Jack Fire, or Fireball for $10.50+ tax while supplies last!!! See yall soon!!!

Happy Sunday Funday yall!!! Come on down to the R&R Lounge and join the party!!! See yall soon!!!!