My 5th birthday (1993) with the same plushie!! Over 30 years later, I still have him sitting on my dresser!

Trumpers celebrating the S&P breaking even for the year to date

I’m impressed how few Final Jeopardy spoilers there are considering this insanity.

“You are not the writing” - @moniquesdufour.bsky.social

Try not to take comments and constructive criticism on your writing personally. And you don’t need to listen to or implement all of them!

JIMINY GLICK: Now you, you, you, you—your cars, they tend to run over pedestrians. Or else BURST into flames. ha HA isn't that wonderful!
ELON MUSK: *the least convincing laugh of all time*
GLICK: *tucking his legs under himself* You bought a website where no one likes you. Why?

She’s a 10, but says nucular.

@juliusgoat.bsky.social

I’m in this and I don’t like it. 😬

Government workers when DOGE shows up.

LEOPARDS: Please, we can only eat so many faces.

On it, Smokey! “Only you can fight tyranny and fascism”

The youngest is crying. “Why do I have to be loyal to teams like this?!” bewails the Nets-Bills fan.

I hear you, kid. It’s not the last time the Bills will make you cry. I speak from many painful 1990s years of experience.

Can people stop trying to force breed weird mixes to create cuter dogs? Newsflash, folks. Dogs are already cute.

Bills advance to face the refs in the AFC Championship

the great mouse detective is the best holmes adaptation change my mind (you can't)

Revisionist history must come from historians, otherwise it is just sparkling lies

Please stop using “revisionist history” as a stand-in for falsehoods.

Any worthwhile work of history uses untapped sources, novel methodologies and/or new connections across fields to improve, alter and, yes, revise our understanding of history.

Truly revisionist history is a *good* thing.

Every time something discussing environmentally harmful substances like this comes out as “breaking news,” I just want to shout “NO FUCKIN SHIT, GUYS. WE’VE KNOWN THIS FOR YEARS.” 🤬

One thing I will say about 2025 is it finally doesn’t feel like a weird dying echo of 2020 anymore, this is its own new horrible thing

a bald man in a gray suit is sitting in a chair ALT: a bald man in a gray suit is sitting in a chair

Just left Union Station about 10min ago.

Announcement (twice, minutes apart): “this is the quiet car, please keep a library like atmosphere, no talking or cell phones.”

3 people: <immediately on loud phone calls I can hear through my headphones>

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2025 Trans Girl Scouts To Order Cookies From! This year, consider ordering your Girl Scout cookies from a trans girl scout to make their day!

1. Did you know that Girl Scouts has, for a long time, accepted trans girls and nonbinary scouts?

Trans kids are under attack. Every year, I make a thread of trans and nonbinary girl scouts you can get your cookies from.

Lets get our cookies from them this year in solidarity!

KITTIES

I’m imagining this thing flying through the air end-over-end like a clumsy ninja star, then making a loud metallic doink noise when it hits something and releases Skittles. @wellerstein.bsky.social #Enorgy #Nukesky

This would work AMAZINGLY in social studies and history classes 😂😂😂

No thanks, Elf on a Shelf. I prefer Ellis on a Trellis.