Can we buy now and pay later? 🤞

Nah, I actually agree with him there

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I see the best Arsenal side in years is now tied with the worst City side in years 😂

Imagine banning the only group of people with money and the time to spend it

Sunglasses inside = Stasi agent/twat

5 minutes snooze time is the quickest time known to mankind

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*Sean Connery voice

Should potholing be banned?

You'll only drive it underground.

I knew he was a goner after he called you out the players after the Brighton defeat. Great for the bants though. Looking forward to his singing career now

"Black Sabbath" live at the Hammersmith Odeon in '78

Should have been sacked for this

"You may now kiss the Nepo baby"

A man in India made thousands of dollars scamming 'super dumb' MAGA fans on IG with a fake AI influencer

• Helped pay for his med school

• Tried a liberal version but it didnt work

“Democrats know it’s AI slop .. The MAGA crowd is made up [of] super dumb people. And they fall for it"

(via WIRED)

Sick of it

Absolutely brilliant to see. Football eh!

That sounds like a Shih tzu

They are not the traditional Labour party, they never have been since Blair got involved. Most socialist MPs get forced out eventually

Handsy Shipman

I've got a 2011 diesel Sprinter van. The diesel particle filter has a hole in it. Minimum 2 grand job I've been told today 😭 ⚡ is the future!

Obviously he didn't get much court practice in that US Iraqi prison

This still kills me 💀

One of the WORST dribblers to ever play football.

How did we even survive watching this guy every week? 😭 #MUFC #PL

The bloke probably thinks Teletext is still a thing

Both? Going off both Middlesbrough and England under them

#Scotland v #England, April 1944.
Captains #MattBusby and #StanCullis shake hands.

@refbooks.bsky.social

I remember when he turned up at OT dressed like a Snake oil salesman and Ole kicked him up the arse

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We needed that win after losing to Leeds. Last big push now 💪

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My Mrs has had me grafting in the garden again. For once I wish United had a lunchtime kick off!

Ya Da doesn't know his QR code from his elbow

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Blast it!