RISSSSSSSSSSAAAAAAA hello!!!!! 🥺

life update: there were 81 pringles in my pringles can

how do I escape is there an escape

I finally have a record player, which character arc am I entering?

woof time! (I morph into my Christmas fursona)

it's crazy how we (me) can be so good at something and so bad at something simultaneously

I love Halloween (I saw an Ada Wong cosplay)

basedcore

in my ultimate pansexual era, finally matched with a man and woman at the same time on bumble, addicted to spearmint chewing gum and I'm getting a cowboy BMO tattoo tomorrow, at the peak of my queerness

important note: I just be fartig in bed

for those who are concerned, caring and campaigning, Juno is so happy and well

got panicky for about 26 seconds as I forgot how to take a jumper off

love when da joker said this

I play rugby now, so DJ Khaled core

just went Jonathon joestar mode (played rugby)

me: I'm really struggling to use this straw to drink with, I don't know what to do

my father who aims to be both concisely instructive but topically masculine simultaneously: suck it up

one of my least favourite tropes in TV/movies is when someone repeats a very easy to grasp cliche/idiom and then says something stupid like "I never got what it meant until now" like really? took you 20 years to understand what your dad meant by "it's a dog eat dog world"?

going to the liberal store to buy genders

I ran out of room

a guy asking for directions: where can I find the library

a book fan with low self esteem in regards to navigation: can I find the library

a book fan with confidence in regards to navigation: I find the library

a cryptic clue in a Disney treasure movie: find the library

a sign outside the lib

had a very gay dream last night, but like romantically gay, and that's rare for me, but it was lovely, and my dream gay was rich

finally rid myself of twitter, not for mental health reasons just because I never use it and it's a dumb app

had some beer feel better now

falling asleep at work help me

my favourite Yu-Gi-Oh moment is when Bakura commits multiple acts of homicide via ancient dark magics and Tristan just says "woah!"

he moved shockingly fast, I had to be quik

all my friends know they get 2-3 hours of socialising me, any thing after that is a coping mechanism of low social battery and intensely delayed anxiety

Parties are cool because if you fake being outgoing for 2 hours you get to pet cats and make people listen to your playlists

dating apps should have a feature where you can tag a friend, and they would have to accept the tag, but then when they do people can click on the friend in the photo and see their dating profile too

got a "oh my good heavens dear me" kinda vibe right??