I blinked and interior decorating has gone full blown 80s

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I never had any urge to get married but getting forever paperwork with a guy who breaks down ten years in and yells I LOVE YOU SO MUCH BUT YOU WASH DISHES LIKE A DICKHEAD is absolutely worth getting married for. This shit is hilarious. I wanna be 78 years old and still getting read for filth.

You guys without seasonal allergies think you’re so tough huh

Quick - let's turn off all the lights on the planet while Artemis is on the dark side of the moon

Really love how everyone interprets each and every piece of artwork as fable now. Really exceptional, healthy culture we have here.

The Oscar goes to all the brooches

Also the trailer for Sentimental Value was so bad that it convinced me to never see it! Those are my only Oscars opinions.

I still can't believe Jesse Plemons wasn't nominated

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"Babe I'm sorry but I don't think we can flee the country on points" is a real thing my husband just said to me as I weighed some upcoming travel pros and cons aloud and he could sense the precise unspoken reason for my hesitation. Fuck, I've been caught out as a human being.

Haven't really been to movies since prior to the pandemic, have started going back recently, and man... people just talk through movies now, huh? Real different social contract in theaters now. I feel v old.

I have one sole strong feeling about the AI future and it’s that eventually every single ad you see on your devices will have you in it. Person cleaning their kitchen with new soap product? You. Buying Alpo at the pet store? You. A hotter, better you maybe. But you.

It's bountiful, the dogshit

Tempted to Boomer Dad “well look who just woke up” to the G train when it gets here

I think about this maybe, like, once a week. Like how do we explain to these people that raw milk is exactly the same as regular milk but it has cow shit in it

Had to stop reading this for sanity but this genre of writing can only be described as "the note that lady with the crazy eyes in your apartment building tapes to the communal front door"

At 9 AM I fall in love with Amy. We’re in my friend’s old Corolla, following an Immigration and Customs Enforcement vehicle in our neighborhood. We only know “Amy” through the Signal voice call we’re on together, alongside more than eight hundred others, all trying to coordinate sightings throughout South Minneapolis. Amy drives a silver Subaru and is directly in front of us, expertly tailing a black Wagoneer with two masked agents in front. The Wagoneer skips a red light to try and lose us, but Amy’s fast. She bolts across the intersection, Bullitt-style, and we follow just behind, shouting inside the car, GO AMY! WE LOVE YOU! “I’m gonna fucking marry Amy,” my friend says. “You think it’s chill to propose over this call?”

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It's currently snowing in Brooklyn precisely the way it begins to snow when two people realize they love each other in a movie

A reminder that the only single reason for something like this is eugenicist thinking, and that they not only don't care that people will die, but they want them to

My favorite thing about socks is how they slowly suffocate your feet until you can't take it anymore

My favorite thing about British actors doing American accents is the Mickey Mouse pitch with the Minnesota cum New York inflection

My favorite thing about Emily in Paris is that all the love interests are doofy sweet interchangeable pushovers and they all gain 20lbs of muscle mass between each season

For about ten years I've thought about what a Tom Waits TV Christmas special produced in the early 80s would have been like. It's almost real to me. The set is a Depression-era shack he built and a stream of celebrity hobos keep knocking on the door and Tom goes "I wOnDEr WHo tHaT cOuLd bE"

They're bad at literally everything, including kerning

Drooling all over my tofu like, oh shit this is it

Wish one of you had had the decency to tell me what sichuan peppercorns were before tonight when I tried a new dish and fully convinced myself I HAD RABIES

This is the only quiz that matters

Is it Cyber Monday or is it Giving Tuesday Eve, she wonders, once again, to herself

The New York Times (edited headline subbed ) Without proof, vaccine denialists leading F.D.A. Attributes 10 Children's Deaths to Covid Vaccines The agency's top vaccine regulaith said hui deniew had found that the children were likely to have died "because of" the shots. But public health experts want to examine the data. are skeptical given his established anti-vaccine agenda.

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This is profoundly irresponsible by AGSulzberger’s NYT, @by-cjewett.bsky.social +eds.

The normalization, “view-from-nowhere”, “born-yesterday”, stenography, “both-sides”, irresponsible headline are disgraceful.
THE story is the CDC&FDA are being destroyed by antiscience & Americans will die.
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