First, he has to pay every penny to rebuild the East Wing exactly as it was, before some asshole took a bulldozer to it

Well, if Jared Kushner can’t solve the Middle East crisis, then we may need some actual professionals

The misinformation that this psychotic idiot is spreading will cost lives, the fact that he was actually confirmed to his position is an utter joke

“I only hire the best people” - some orange moron

They know his brain is mush, so they’re figuring out how to keep grifting as long as possible before he gets thrown out of office

Yeah, we can’t afford school lunches anymore, so let’s bailout the UAE

Excellent, as soon as he’s done pretending to be the SecDef, he can report to The Hague for his war crimes trial

If he’s not fit for operational briefings, he’s certainly not fit to command our military

No, sorry idiot, trump’s posts have “given a very clear guide” that he’s completely insane

Absolutely correct, we’re trying to negotiate our way out of world war three, with trump’s golf buddy and his son in law

In the least surprising news ever: he stole the money

He’s negotiating on behalf of Jared Kushner, not the United States

Nobody in this administration is remotely interested in actually doing the job they have, it’s all performative bullshit and sound bites

Okay grandpa, have you had your meds today?

On April 19, 1775, “The Shot Heard Round the World” - The Battles of Lexington and Concord were fought, marking the beginning of the American Revolution.

So, our mafia boss president is threatening to blackmail the Pope. What a stupid time to be alive

Blatant, obvious corruption. I’m sure that idiot Comer will look into this as soon as he’s done with the Hunter Biden laptop investigation

If an attempted coup goes unpunished, then it’s merely a trial run

Considering how much time was spent on hearings for Hunter Biden’s “laptop”, I’m sure that idiot Comer is clearing his schedule for this

Literally everything this administration does is pure performative bullshit

Not surprising from the guy who brought his family to Epstein island “just for lunch”

He’ll just raid the treasury and steal more of our money

It’s called karma, pronounced “hahaha, fuck you”

Yup, the second I get up it becomes his bed

Ummm, what?

He is literally the Antichrist

From the book of Pulp Fiction, 25:2 “What ain’t no country I ever heard of, do they speak English in what?”. Amen

On April 17, 1945, U.S. Lieutenant Colonel Boris T. Pash commandeers over half a ton of uranium at Strassfurt, Germany, in an effort to prevent the Soviets from developing an A-bomb.

“The victims, or whatever” 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 fuck this utter disgrace of a human

Your bunny should be inflated to 15 psi for optimal performance