#WhenINeedSomeAdvice

If you need a disguise, you need better judgment.

can't help it, I've a birdcage in my soul😉

sorry, its sleepin tonght..

If you see this, quote with a picture of you wearing glasses.

most of us know a good thing as soon as someone else sees it.

lightweight🤭

a cartoon bee sits at a table with a microphone and a cup of coffee and says bejesus ALT: a cartoon bee sits at a table with a microphone and a cup of coffee and says bejesus

not to put a finer point on it, I'm the only Bee in your Bonnet..

#WhenINeedSomeAdvice

If you can tell the difference between good or bad advice you don't need any.

Thanks FG😉

he was up all night getting the RunAround..

hahaha😆

#WhenINeedSomeAdvice there's never anyone around but when I don't, fuck me they all come out of the woodwork..

Brave soul😉

designer digs? it aint Time Team..

The more I read about the Dunning-Kruger effect, the less I think I understand it.

Desmond Morris, the acclaimed zoologist, author, and television presenter, has died at the age of 98..The image used on this story was a picture of Mike Reid for some reason..

@jeremyandstormon5.bsky.social

Angela coming up with all the excuses why she thinks she gets grief online, not once thought its because she an awful awful excuse of a woman

welcome to the darkside

if God wanted us to go Metric there would've only been 10 apostles..🤭

Yesterday while I cooked dinner, my son said, “One day Dad I’ll help with bills and groceries.”
I almost cried.
He’s 32….. ffs now get the fuck out of my house you ponce

Delivery Man: “We’ll be between 8 and 12”
Me: “Can you be more accurate?”
Delivery Man: “No”
Delivery Man: [At 11:53pm] “I’m here, what’s your flat number?”
Me: “Anywhere between 8 and 12”

revenge is sweet👍

she means as much to me as Charles does...fuck all..

a woman in a blue shirt sits on a red scooter with the word i on it ALT: a woman in a blue shirt sits on a red scooter with the word i on it

#ASongOrMovieForSynonymsForBig

BigBack Mountain

oh yes Champie they certainly are😉

How long do you have to setup a MAGA loving sock account if you're planning to go to the US? Asking for a friend.

@jeremyandstormon5.bsky.social

Caller of the the Day award goes to ....Milly who suggested to vine to "Lickma" and vine repeats Lickma what?

Lickma Balls she said.

I won't be careful... trump needs hangin high😉

a baby is laying on the ground in a pile of leaves with the words `` i dont wanna '' . ALT: a baby is laying on the ground in a pile of leaves with the words `` i dont wanna '' .

Good moaning Bsky..Todays outrage is still in bed snoozing, it didn't have a late night or a rough sleep it just couldn't be arsed today..