Another thing about Madagascar is that,

I need this event to have free parking

She just like me

Doubt it, but regardless it doesn't take much experience or insight to see that you're repeating the conventional wisdom everyone has heard 1,000 times

That's one way to address the food shortages

You're literally saying we don't need to solve anything

I believe every cat deserves medical care which is why i reported her as a scam, shameful to take away from the truly needy

There were signs (wild accusations from zionists with too much free time)

These guys need a hobby, spelunking, base jumping, drunk driving late nights on deserted coastal highways, idk

There would have to be someone out there with the money and credible promise of editorial independence, and the desire to build something like that

"Time is not my adversary, the only thing that matters is that we finally, after 47 years, straighten out the MESS…”

T-shirt idea for all of us born in '79

Silly publication, they don't even have a crew of wildly overpaid commentators who hate all their readers

I switched the labels on all your medications, glhf

Ah so it was just an applause line for people addicted to losing

That reminds me of the time i threw a Playstation 5 into traffic just to see what would happen

As a fellow turn-based game enjoyer, i can say with certainty this is where you should load an earlier save and try a completely different strategy

If they have working internet they should be watching Hamilton until they know all the words

It's also such a weird expression that i would not guess out of context that it was supposed to refer to prisoners

No word yet on injuries sustained by on-duty parent

Toddler hospitalized after collision with vehicle

A driving simulation game showing mannequins run over by a car

The exact moment my insurance expires

I'd say you should write all your English teachers an apology but if you could do that we wouldn't be here

It better be him, there should not be 2 people like this

Some tech bros are considering growing wings and flying to the moon, journalist claims

"Oh you didn't know indigenous people were liberals? Do you even read theory?"

My god people will just say anything

Preventing this isn't discussed because we can't even stop enabling it. But we still have the audacity to claim other countries sponsor terror

it is not "defending caitlyn jenner" to say that's it's bad to cheer on state mandated sexual humiliation on principle

Is that original recipe Trek even?

Having twenty years of experience talking endlessly to Sensible Moderates about political matters, both in life and online, I can confirm: they *cannot hear* what you are saying, ever, usually because they’re thinking about how they’re going to dismiss you as silly and childish.