Be a good pet or mommy will have to put you in a situation.

It can be happy when you get in it :)

All kink events would be improved by a sad dashcon ball pit in the corner.

Thinking about having someone write lines after giving them a nice long spanking or caning. Hopefully that stinging against the chair will be enough to reinforce the lesson you write over and over and over and over again.

Installing a profanity filter that replaces words on a little's browser so they can't even read any rude words.

And as a little bonus for them, any smut they read becomes either funny or cursed.

Haha, did you really think I was going to kidnap you and keep you in a kinky sex dungeon for years until you're a pleasure-drunk mindbroken toy who lives purely for my amusement?

It's April fools, silly! I'd never do anything so cruel :)

Sharing is caring. That's why my friends get to fuck you when they come over, puppy. Now shut up and take it.

You'll love your new teachers. Mr Edward Jing and Miss D. E. Nile.

"She's the fastest shot in the west."

"H-hey! I don't cum *that* quick!"

Banging a metal pipe behind your head to make a huge noise every time you cum to see if you get scared of cumming.

Maybe if you get within 10 you can ruin.

Giving someone an unreasonable amount of edges to do in a day, then rolling a d100. If it's under the amount they managed, they get to cum.

If not, better luck next time :)

Thank you

If you're not rubbing your body with me, you're rubbing your body against me

Damn bitch are you a clown cos honka honka

You should be more like Santa and only cum once a year.

I need your screams like I need air to live, pretty thing. Don't hold anything back from me.

Unstoppable force girl and immovable object girl at an impasse on who should sub

Sweet mother, I cannot weave. Slender Aphrodite has overcome me with longing for a girl.

Is basically "Sorry mum, can't go to work. I'm gooning."

They should do Dragon's Den/Shark Tank but for porn.

"I'll fund you £10,000 for 45%, but I get to be a side character, and you have to have a fisting scene or I'm out."

"Uhh, it's pretty relative I think?"

Girl with an incest kink: "hhh pretty relative??"

Tom and Jerry are t4t.

"WE NEED MECH SUPPORT NOW!"

mech pilot: "don't shout at puppy :c"

What do you call a spooky femme top? The Pumpqueen!

Extremely professional and normal Handler and her squad of deranged, horny mech pilots who are all trying increasingly unhinged ways to be abused by her.

Handler? I hardly know 'er!

"We really dropped the ball on this one."

Puppygirl: "Well duh! Owner needed it to throw, silly!"

I got to do a little vet scene with a fox and her owner yesterday. Was very fun going through the examination, pinning her down, keeping her occupied and complacent.

Any creatures need a checkup?~

Edgeplay, but it's not with a knife or a gun. It's with a grenade. Be a good pet or we'll both be blown to bits.

Don't call them people lol