All on 4 hours sleep, what a LEgEnD!

Too much flavour!! for their blunted tastebuds.

We’ve toiled and lost jobs just to end up with this crappy economy The Coalition has trampled over social cohesion only to leave us back where we started - or worse.

“We’ve toiled and lost jobs just to end up with this crappy economy”

I wish it was just jobs & toil. The govt have gutted pay equity, housing, food banks, disability support at the same time as pumping money into landlords, tobacco companies, & any pet projects that help donors not NZers #nzpol

Yeah the guidelines put out about what will get funded read like the death knell for Ao science. This will knock it on the head.

a red heart with hearts coming out of it Alt: A sparkling red heart with hearts coming out of it

So sorry for the Wellington region. Stay safe all you good folks.

The only interesting thing about him is that he's so awful he can't hide it, it's always there like an exoskeleton.

@claytoonz.bsky.social
😂😂😂

Unplugged: I Wanna Fry Your Ham.

That's above and beyond the call of duty, J. Mind you, one doesn't really have to listen to her to know what she said.

He is cringe-making eh. I really have trouble believing that he has actual powers and is not a parody.

On Groundhog Day you hold up Winston Peters and if he starts shitting racism everywhere then you know the election season has begun

Is Labour funding the Mongrel Mob? What you need to know Explainer - The National Party is claiming that Labour is "funding the Mongrel Mob", but is that what's really going on? RNZ is here to clear it all up.

The National party's pants on fire would be visible from space. This is from 2021 yet they are still banging on about it.

"Give me your hungry, your tired, your poor I'll piss on 'em
That's what the Statue of Bigotry says" - Lou Reed.
Shane Jones also says this, creeparse, fucking ignorant, boor.

" I am just never going to agree with a butter chicken tsunami coming to New Zealand," Jones said.

Even Hannibal Lechter would turn him down.

Wellington campus to close due to weather Kia ora koutou, Due to a state of emergency being declared for the Wellington region and the issuing of a Red Heavy Rain Warning, we have made the decision to close the Pukeahu Wellington campus effective immediately. The campus will remain closed tomorrow, Tuesday 21 April.

Massey closed too:

Any VUW community folks on here, campus is now completely closed including for teaching for the rest of the day *and* all day Tuesday. Go home, stay home, stay safe and dry!

Quite deliberately done it as well.

We are proud non-sequiturs in this house. Let the hedges run free.

fucking colonists

Oooh they love to do this. 'I had serious cat business, where is my dinner!?"

Stalling speeds too.

I am not a person who, I feel, expects too much from life. Could we have just one week when the President of The US is not threatening to blackmail the Pope. That would be nice.

Use the money to buy new ferries.

Yep South Australia (election Campaign lies) and Wales also during election campaigns.

Exclusive: Government quietly agrees to repeal number of Treaty references in laws Ministers made the decision but until now hadn't told the public.

"It’s closed out. It's finished. We voted it down yesterday, and it's over, and we're moving forward." - Luxon

“Cremated and buried”. - Potaka

They lied. Despite over 90% of submitters opposed and massive divisions caused.

National Govt continues to roll it out. www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/politics/...

We can see why they don't ever mention fines for MPs lying.

Oh dear, that's never a good thing.

Straight back down overnight.

Dealing with this government is like wading through a Lake Taupō sized septic tank.

If the steering gear is working that day.