Putting the bang into mukbang?

Maybe that "area the size of Belgium" thing they were always talking about finally happened

I mean. I get it. But seeing it spelled out in full is just... off.

Stood on some dropped veg in the kitchen, lads. Made this face.

Dear @labourpartyuk.bsky.social you may wish to fix this.

Please, my reginos, they're very sick

Hot take machine broke

status.bsky.app

The video, not the drink, obvs

You've been served this too huh

It's literally called Autism Spectrum Disorder (or Condition). So I think it is.

I'm familiar with this website, yes

Man what did that 60 Minutes host do

Do not, my friends, be tempted to put your wrist rest from your desk in the washing machine.

It will lead to catastrophe*.

*mulched cardboard in the drum

Alt text doing some sterling work here, I gotta say 👌

Zoidberg 2028.

At this rate, anyway.

I've heard of the White House Mess, but this is something else.

Clock ➡️ Cancel(?!) ➡️ enter the time (12h only 😒) ➡️ Clock.

Sorry, but who ever thought Cancel would be a good button for this procedure?

This is like clicking the Start menu to stop the computer.

Bit less of the "young" these days but still angry

obsessed with the quirky in-person events tech companies used to have (netscape navigator jazz festival, yahoo nationwide yodel challenge, etc)

*eyelid twitch*

Monday

a man in a suit and tie says ich nichten lichten in front of a building . ALT: a man in a suit and tie says ich nichten lichten in front of a building .

Sunday evening

He's cutting his boats off to spite his trade.

what the utter bollocking fuck is he doing now

A suspension servicing garage called Spring Cleaning.

"Did you do ✌️ that?"
"...yeah."
😬🤛

Vegetarian here, but even I would punt one if left with no other choice. The thing is the size of a volleyball. Totally doable.

I'm lovely, shush.

we must send a polycule to space to see how that works out

Ah, straight to acceptance. That's the spirit 😂