There is the ability to tug ships around to wherever you want them to be. We even invented a special boat for it but I can’t recall the name.

A rumour like that would certainly gain some valuable attention and donations to charity.

Fake it for the kids, Barry.

I think that might have been one of the live tasks with Quentin where they were trying to guess his name or his profession.

I’m saving my spending for the ultimate sales event, Vanta Black Friday.

Yeah, I was wondering how they all missed that. Seems like the most plausible explanation!

I guess boycotting Harry Potter feels pretty trivial to me, because I'm an adult. if someone told me I shouldn't eat Gerber's baby food, I'd be like, that is no problem. I'm way ahead of you

Trump cuts $3B from congressional deal he hated The move, confirmed by Semafor, unwinds part of a 2023 fiscal pact that conservatives loathe.

This made me wonder if there have been any recent cuts for an equivalent amount ($3 billion) to humanitarian programs.

www.semafor.com/article/03/2...

“Roughly $2.5 billion […] would have gone to foreign aid, including migration and refugee assistance for nongovernmental organizations…”

The difference between cucumbers and pickles is jarring.

Is this a Georgia O’Keeffe piece?

You even wrote it in the sarcasm font!ffs

Variety is reporting that Robert Kardashian’s hologram will play Mueller in the biopic.

(to be clear, this is a joke. a joke a sicko would think of, but nonetheless…)

Mr. Onion, sir.

I wanted to warn you about the photo you posted. If you zoom in on the reflection in the shampoo bottle, and use the latest AI tools to enhance the image, you can just about make out the next representative in Congress for Illinois’ 9th district.

Pope’s been excommunicated from the starting eleven.

Gemini Said They Could Only Be Together if He Killed Himself. Soon, He Was Dead. A new lawsuit alleges Google’s chatbot sent a Florida man on missions to find an android body it could inhabit. When that failed, it set a suicide countdown clock for him.

A new lawsuit alleges Google’s chatbot sent a Florida man on missions to find an android body it could inhabit. When that failed, it set a suicide countdown clock for him. www.wsj.com/tech/ai/gemi...

Oof. I just read your post in the most uncharitable, pedantic way possible, and I gotta tell ya: it's not looking good for you.

Sorry, I’ve already purchased the NFTs* of all extant Sickos and will not allow it.

* latest fad

Pele is a good contender. I believe Brazil almost rage quit a World Cup over how much Pele was being brutalized.

I’ll look it up…

This is correct. Thankyouson is Scandinavian, I think.

REPUBLICANS MUST START USING THE TERM, “ATM MACHINE” — MUCH MORE POTENT, AND DESCRIPTIVE!

Is this maybe one of those tiny personal grievances that takes on preposterous proportions?

Didn’t it rain during his inauguration? Maybe the guy just wants a large event space with a roof?

Rashida Tlaib is also not a felon so you could argue that they have more of a right to be there.

I love this.

Huh… everything really is showbiz.

I must admit I was skeptical the first time you made that declaration (there were contributing factors #cans), but it only becomes more true with each passing day.

I’m going to ruin my day thinking about the decision to add a tear in the fabric of the otherwise pristine recliner.

I don’t think it’s a good, or a bad detail I just need to know whyyy.

This isn’t the Willennium that we were promised.

#TOTNEW How often are two players from the same team booked for diving in a game? Has there ever been three players booked for it?

I guess it’s just in your nature as a predater.

I’m a bit of a sexual predater myself, in that I don’t give it up without first being wined and dined.

I used to love computer it was my friend. Now I have hate in my heart