I'm supposed to be drawing but I just cannot be fucking arsed

Anyway, up the Cobblers

Changing Ends? Still never managed to get around to watching it

For the benefit of younger viewers, Graham Carr is Alan Carr's dad

Northampton Town, under Graham Carr and boasting the likes of Eddie McGoldrick, Trevor Morley, Ian Benjamin and Richard Hill, laying waste to all before them

That was fucking banging

Spicy fish. Get fucked

Judd Trump is persevering with that fucking awful cacophony that passes for his walk-on music then

The roller-skating and unicycling knights sound like a laugh, mind. So much potential for carnage

Regional ITV.

TV channels randomly chucking on a cartoon when they had a few minutes to fill

I was forced to listen to some of Amanda Holden's radio show this morning at work and Jesus fucking CHRIST isn't she just one of the worst people in the world?

Tuesday

Notification on my phone from Google: "your device has exciting new features!" Almost all of them involve AI

Best burger I've ever made by an absolute mile

That was absolutely filthy. Home-made burgers, bit of salami, chilli jam, plastic cheese and rocket and shit, and I utterly inhaled them

Suck my root

Factoid: The future 51 years ago…

Ok, perhaps something of an overstatement, but the CX in 1974 was a fair approximation of what cars would look like in the 21st century - outside AND inside (the latter showing controls modern car designers could learn from)…
(📸: IG a/c finecarbrochures)

I am now at work, ready for another hard day of turning oxygen into carbon dioxide

#fuckmondays

Adding to the general Monday-ness of Monday, I've just gone to pour milk on my cereal, and despite the carton looking exactly the same as every other milk carton I've ever bought, it's one of those that deposits milk everywhere but where you fucking want it

Case in point (although I am biased as I drew them)

There isn't much in this world that's cooler than a 1970s or '80s rally car kicking up the dust

A SAAB 99 drifting through a forest? Go on then

Monday

Heardle One Hit Wonders The biggest one hit wonders and the most well-known songs from well-know artists.

Incredibly, I got this in one purely because of Roy Jay

Heardle 1 Hit Wonders #982

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#Heardle #1HitWonders #Music

wonders.heardledecades.xyz

I really must go to bed as I've got Bluesky in the morning

My latest follower is most definitely a Real Person™

Quite low really. Maybe three or four? When I was a student my housemate decided he was going to see how many he could fit into a day. He couldn't walk properly for about a week afterwards

OK!