Bill Werbeniuk

Desislava Bozhilova makes me feel all funny

The face of a man who has just filled his gaping facehole with delicious burgers

Oh god yeah

Yet again I am left wondering when the meaning of "fraud" changed to mean "football manager I don't like"

They've all got their place but I fucking love a meat pie. Shout out to börek though

There aren't many exciting ones this season, are there? I quite like the Plato Mercs though, they're a lovely shade of purple, which isn't a colour you see very often on a racing car

Sit back and let every other fucker do the work. I'm a lazy, lazy man

Been right fancying burgers all week so I'm going to make me own, and then have to face up to the inevitable disappointment when they turn out to be quite bland

Fuck off Ali Carter

When Walkers opened up suggestions for new flavours a few years ago I went for crisp butty flavour. Surprisingly they didn't go for it

Hillman Hunter. Lightweight and rugged, but Chrysler UK / Rootes preferred the Avenger. With good reason, too, as it won the title three times

I thought FC United of Manchester would do it, but they seem to have dropped back, so I'll say Hednesford

Anonymous messages! Anonymous messages!

Go on then, ask me any old shite: I'm a bit bored and I fucking LOVE attention and talking about meself
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A side profile vector drawing of the 1995 BTCC Vauxhall Cavalier as driven by John Cleland. The Car is facing to the right, with yellow racing livery and a number 4 on the door. Background is light blue.

*New drawing*

As this weekend is the start of this year's #BTCC, how about a blast from the past?

My drawing of the 1995 #Vauxhall #Cavalier as driven by #John #Cleland

Vector drawing, created with #Affinity

Hope you like it 🤍💛

Big Johnny C!

People that conspicuously support any political party in this manner should have the vote taken off them. It's not a fucking football team

It's all very well doing all these investigations and court cases and potential bans around what social media does to kids but there needs to be one into the ease with which it fucks with the brains of many middle-aged people

Lad I went to school with who had hitherto seemed pretty sensible has gone all "street lights cause cancer" on Facebook

There is absolutely no need for it to be on every TV channel every three minutes

That HBO Max advert with her from The White Lotus should be classed as a war crime

Tingram wins race 1 at Donington! #BTCC

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Got leftover chicken jalfrezi for dinner

Ah, Ed Sheeran

Kids with food all over their face are not cute. It's fucking grim

I am pleased to point out that they've got rid of that awful Kwik Fit break bumper featuring the grotty kid with burger all over her sodding face

Fucking NOW THEN

Just writing out my shopping list and I've added "shit plastic cheese", which I think was by Radiohead

If you could all give this post from my amateurish little art shop a share - or even better, buy summat - I'd be very grateful. Cheers shaggers