Trying to talk myself into watching the Phillies game tonight by reasoning that “we’re overdue a win”

Porter Martone gonna get "never have to pay for a beer in this city" status before he can even drink

With apologies to @leboism.bsky.social, the Phillies’ collapse & the gap in the F1 calendar have caused me to become Flyerspilled

Taijuan FUCKING Walker

It was for me, too!!

Yes I’m job-hunting again, I hate this year

If you are looking for a theater educator in the Philly area, with screeds of experience with Shakespeare and working with students of all ages, hmu ✌️

I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again: this site is simply methadone for former-Twitter addicts like me. When it stops working, I’m not moving on to another site; I’m just going to quit posting cold turkey.

Try to not be antisemitic on Yom HaShoah challenge. You can do it, take 5 seconds to think "Should I post this".

God this is so real

i’m a jew not a baby don’t jingle your car keys in my face and tell me it’s the holocaust

this is what teenagers in movies looked like during the iraq war

“NASA has narrowed the list of candidate locations for its future Moon city down to two possibilities: the Mare Taemin and the BLACKPINK Mons.”

Lends it the very thinnest veneer of credibility

Adriano Celentano canta "Prisencolinensinainciusol" da "Formula due" del 1973 YouTube video by Rai

youtu.be/fU-wH8SrFro?... playing this in the club

Bumping that shit that makes me go “MIN DE COL MIN FE STAIWON PRISENCOLINENSINAINCIUSOL, OL RAI”

Never a doubt! #Phillies

Phillies baseball not really making up for the gap in the F1 calendar the way I hoped it would.

This is a post about Samurai Champloo, right?

Mayo doesn’t belong on a hamburger, no exceptions.

LOOK WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU LET BIG WET BRANDON BAT CLEANUP #Phillies

Who is she

This is actually the setup for one of the middle chapters of Matt Wagner’s GRENDEL saga.

Thinking about MARATHON at work again.

🫡 thank you for your service

You can’t just drop this info without a link, homie

lol the tits were under a screenshot of the truth social post

[I read the president’s post about not doing nuclear war tonight.]
[I decide to order wings.]

You just gotta know where to look