I got us 2 blueberry plants, a raspberry plant, and a blackberry plant today. I'm berry excited!! Fingers crossed they make it. 🥲

Today is my favorite day! I'm gonna... do exactly what I do every single day already! 🤗

As a Memphian, I need them to cover the pyramid with solar panels and help power the city!

I just really wanna know how they made the boulders 😭 #Survivor50

Anytime I see pizza grease, I think of Philip Seymour Hoffman.

I think I'm gonna fry my brain a lil bit and then go play outside (sand some wood, do lawn stuff, work on a shelf for my wife)

With every Lakers injury report, I'm just like boo-freaking-hoo, cry me a river. LeBron deserves this kind of ending to a season after all that shit he talked about Memphis.

Practiced the annual ritual of praying repeatedly over my stack of tax stuff before dropping it off with my accountant ✨

But they were all deceived for a 5th loco was made

i woulda let them shave my head off w the machete if this man showed up

I don't like bullying at all but honestly, it would be great if Jeff Probst could be bullied into retiring. Praying he announces it at the season 50 finale. 🤞

If Sinners came out in the 90s there would be an SNES and Genesis game that would be made by totally different developers. The Genesis version youd play as Smoke and you’d have a gun and in the SNES version you play as Preacherboy and you fight vampires with your guitar

An illustration of a small bookshop with tiny patrons nestled among giant books on a bookcase. A large hand comes in from the left, pulling a book from the shelf.

books of all sizes!

Finally watched The Substance last night, and wow, Demi Moore really ate.

(Also, The Fly walked so The Substance could run 😭)

Sigh. I'm still so sad that Westworld got canceled before finishing with season 5. 💔

My hyperfixation movies so far this year (where I watch them nearly every day, usually multiple times a day):

January: Sinners
February: Inside Out 2
March: Chicago

I love to put it on in the background while working; I'll try watching other stuff when alone, but still gravitate back to the movie.

🤭🤭🤭 lmfaooooo I love it

idle Pokémon battle animations be like

So cute & happy for everyone playing different Pokémon games... meanwhile, I'm still balls deep in my 175 hours of Skyrim file and having a blast. (also no shade at ALL– I am just cheap & on a budget that can't include a Switch 2 rn)

I've been gathering all my rusted tools (a couple pairs of cheap garden clippers & lots of old saw blades), and I'm finally starting a white vinegar soak on them. I saw a video, and it takes like 2 days for the results, but I'm excited & will report back. 🤓

A initial text sent by the poster at 8:39am, reading "Happy birthday! Hope you have a great one. Love you! 🎂✨" with a reply reading "Thanks but it's not my birthday wrong number....love u too"

I wish a very good day to whoever has my nephew's old phone number. Thank you for passing the vibe check ✨

Lol y'all... we are going to a Survivor 50 premiere watch party tomorrow that is hosted by Q. I'm excited.

An illustration of a red fire-filled horse with a fire mane & style tail rearing up & jumping. The illustration has a fiery red & yellow background. "2026" is in red text in the upper left corner. "BURN" in yellow text is in the bottom right corner, with "Year of the Fire Horse" above it.

Happy Lunar New Year!! 2026 is year of the fire horse.🧧🔥🐎 #art

An illustration of a red fire-filled horse with a fire mane & style tail rearing up & jumping. The illustration has a fiery red & yellow background. "2026" is in red text in the upper left corner. "BURN" in yellow text is in the bottom right corner, with "Year of the Fire Horse" above it.

Happy Lunar New Year!! 2026 is year of the fire horse.🧧🔥🐎 #art

I'm so grateful for tonight's convo on drag race. It's so important (and such a blessing!) to have such a great variety of Southern representation on drag race. Queer people live in the South! This is our home!

A little tip from me to you, if you're buying flowers: give the base of the roses a lil squeeze. The harder they are, the better. I think it means they haven't fully bloomed yet; regardless, they'll last longer if the base is a little hard when you get them. :) 💐🌹

A bird’s eye view of a circular light wood cutting board sits on top of a bigger circular dark wood table. Two cheese cutting knives sit on either side of the board. A square piece of wood cut and painted to look like cheese sits on top in the center of the composition.

A side view of a circular light wood cutting board sits on top of a bigger circular dark wood table. Two cheese cutting knives sit on either side of the board. A square piece of wood cut and painted to look like cheese sits on top in the center of the composition.

“cheese (from a) board” // woodcut painting 🧀🪵✨ #art

A vector illustration styled like Smokey the Bear's "ONLY YOU can prevent Wildfires" poster. The illustration shows a blue grizzly bear pointing at the viewer; he is wearing a snapback that says "GRIZZ" on the front. He wears a Memphis Grizzlies black/turquoise/red jersey & shorts, and he's holding a basketball. The text "ONLY YOU" is bold at the bottom.

only YOU can prevent Memphis Grizzlies slander #art

I can't wait until tomorrow afternoon is over with; I'm tired of constantly refreshing Shams feed and this tummy ache I've had for 2 weeks from the inevitable unknown. 😭