Congratulations, Kash Patel! (Allegedly, the drunkest man in the universe.)

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The Longing of Oisín A story of hope for Pádraig's Day

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Trump Presidential portrait just dropped.

Welcome to the Water Wars Bibe and Don's sanguine gamble might just have called the truest hell of life on earth in the 21st century into view.

New post.

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Trump the Rapist Goes Geopolitical Seeing the throughline of his behaviors, from women to war.

Trump the Rapist takes America to War!

Read the full breakdown on my stack.

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Stop doom-scrolling for 30 minutes, and listen to this story of Real Life Magic.

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If Pam Bondi thinks that was a good look, she needs Queer Eye more than Marco Rubio.

The Halftime Show was an Invitation And one we white folks should joyfully accept.

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Luke and Tracy: A Needed Reprise After today, this seems the right elixir.

I needed to dive back into this again. Perhaps it will bring some light to you all, too.

Love and harmony.

He's Dying. He's Dying Soon. Praise Be. We're almost there, everyone. Hold the line.

He's dying. Praise be.

Fuck these monsters forever.

Melania: Echoes of History Can you imagine having to leave your DC castle to witness this public disgrace? Ugh....

The Echoes of King Louis XIV echo through the halls and the toilet stalls of Washington, DC!
Enjoy a bit of history.
Love to you all, and fuck the fascists.
#FuckTrump
#MelaniaMovie
#Melania
#history

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Love, Ire, and Song And, yes, I stole that title directly from one of Frank Turner's songs.

Goddamn, I needed that show.

Love, Ire, and Song to you all.

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Take Heart World! He's Gonna Die Soon! This dude doesn't have long to run. Let's celebrate that.

Take heart, world! He's gonna die soon!

And our celebration of that fact will hasten the day!

#FuckTrump

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I hope this makes you smile.

Fuck the fascists and love to you all.

Internal Bleeding? GTFOOHWTBS...

Internal Bleeding?
GTFOOHWTBS...

Too soon?

Hey, I did a poetry!

Fuck Trump!

Trump Set to Indict Powell Because he is a petulant little bitch who doesn't understand either politics or economics.

Trump is about to indict Jerome Powell, because he is a petulant little bitch.

Here's a primer.

Kristi Noem Beshits Herself on National Television . . . again. The Government Can't Hate the People

Kristi Noem beshits herself on National Television.

The government must never hate the people.

Fuck Kristi Noem eternally with forever.

Fuck ICE and fuck ICE Agent Murderers.

Using AI is fraught and rarely a good thing, but it sure helps when you need to Photoshop Death into images of Trump to lift your spirits at the beginning of what will surely be a very long year.

Try it!

Show me your results!

She's doing great. Thanks for asking. Grimm was here for a week. Just left today. I'll head back to Guatemala next week. Mercedes is already there.

Hahahahahaha. Love it!

I miss you too, man. I'll try to be "here" more often and hopefully in Bhashtan by spring.

A primer in the upcoming war with Venezuela.