a frame from the movie total recall where a character keeps repeating "two weeks"

A screenshot of Desert Strike for the Sega Genesis/Megadrive. A commander is pointing at a charkboard while pilots look on. The text reads: LISTEN UP, PILOTS YOU ARE ABOUT TO BEGIN A CAMPAIGN TO SAVE THE WORLD FROM A PSYCHO MADMAN. UNLESS YOU STOP THIS MADMAN HE WILL START WORLD WAR III. OR EVEN WORSE...

Today was maybe not the day to start a game of Desert Strike

I hear we're having tacos tonight!

It's past my bedtime but I'm having feels about space travel both real (Artemis II) and fictional (17776) and what it all means and my heart is pounding

being a human is naturally confusing, it's like you're riding in the passenger seat of a car, and you look over and you're also driving, but you can't convince the driver to go where you want, and you are also the car itself

You couldn’t make Castaway today. All the packages would be $3 dresses from SHEIN. Just Tom Hanks trying on women’s clothes for 2 hours.

Trying to be more positive, taking more joy from celebrating and uplifting good things rather than hating on and mocking bad things. I don't know how to square this new outlook with my lifelong love of MST3K.

A red loop drawn on a white background, used as a Discord icon

I used that too before discovering the deleteur

Lol no, of German descent but not named Penny. I claimed it as my icon for its representation of a proofreader's mark for deletion. Been using that for online gaming for a while now

Can't imagine!

Two pictures of the pillsbury dough boy: once is on a purple background with the caption “he is risen! happy Easter!”, and the other is tan and brown, similar to a cracker, on a white background saying “he is not! Happy Passover!”

It’s time to post one of my favorite memes of the year.

mastodon feels like what would happen if an HOA was also a microblogging website

Most people don't know this, but if Jesus sees dreary and wet weather on Easter, he goes back inside his tomb for another six weeks of Lent.

That part scared me as a kid. That and when Animal grows huge

It's made from dill-dough!

Fun fact about Mike “I’m related to Carl” Yastrzemski: he learned how to spell his name to the tune of the Mickey Mouse Club

That’s one way to do it.

A screenshot from The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. Young Link has caught a 17-pound Hylian Loach using the standard lure.

I wish I could put this on my resume

Getting a 3DSXL battery replacement today so I can play New Leaf !!!

It's true. It took a lot of talk therapy and trial and error on medication, but the other day I was almost moved to tears by how green the grass was in the local park

Hell yeah, thank you!

Y'all can thank my husband, he was JUST wondering aloud about this at lunch 2 days ago. '🔮Manifesting! 🔮

There was a series of tweets on how to describe the band Cake to anyone under 30 ("spoken word poetry at a bowling alley", "Weezer with a trumpet", "half-time ska because the guitarist has carpal tunnel") that slaughtered me at the time

Screenshot of a woman adding a sweater to a comically oversized storage container. Like hot-tub sized. Measurements (not pictured) for the container are 80cm x 60cm x 48cm

I don't know about that there, chief. Looks photoshopped. I can tell from the pixels and from seeing quite a few 'shops in my day

Manifesting the Dreamcast 2 via an April Fools Day post

An oldie but a goodie

No April Fools jokes this year unless they're heartwarming and uplifting. Like the local burger place around here is releasing their signature sauces as lotions and perfumes. That kind of goofy stuff

I've done this one! Such a fun piece!

Part of me still thinks lutefisk is a prank played on out-of-towners

Screenshot of Google having been asked "is blender easy", responds by saying "Blender has a steep learning curve and is generally considered difficult for beginners due to its complex interface and vast" before suddenly breaking off mid sentence and spouting off an incredibly long sequence of numbers

.... I see.

We had all those things in the 90s! I'm having flashbacks to eating Snackwell cookies at softball practice!

Love this! I think the challenge of limitations can be a positive thing and lead to wonderful results. Look at the soundtrack to Super Mario Bros. Three voices and a percussion click track, and Koji Kondo developed something memorable and scalable.