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we live in an endless downward spiral wherein the world’s worst people learn regulation is Good Actually right after the irreparable harm
Somewhere up in heaven, Richard Scarry is like “fuck yeah, told you so”: www.bbc.com/news/world-u...
TikTok video. Caption: “day 1 of having a man who's not my bf as a roommate he just asked me if I wanted to go buy a Lego set”
skaddles i had a platonic male roommate, we didnt fall in love he just brought home a metal detector one day at 7 am and kept beeping stuff in our apartment and saying "oh god its everywhere" 3-8 Reply View 20 replies v ©120K K. Wilson I had 5 platonic male roommates on study abroad and they would bring me various trinkets from their drunk outings and then I would choose the best one and he would be the winner that week. it was very competitive. Iw Reply 1,545 View 6 replies v
oliviaf109 My platonic male roommate also did this at random, and would ask me at 3 am when I got off work if I wanted to go get sheet cakes from Walmart "because we had adult money and we could" @cherry.terry From d Tiktok comment 3-8 Reply View 20 replies v ~27.2K ⑦
cat my first dude roommate and I had different schedules so it was like living alone with a ghost that would magically fix everything and leave tools around while leaving a stack of cash on the counter once a week. 3-8 Reply View 45 replies v ©31.2K •
TikTok is a very underrated source of accidental Dudes Rock content.
That guy is garbage. Every trip down the floor!
Let’s be perfectly clear, the pregnant girls being held in the Texas ICE camp are children.
They’re not “young women”.
They’re kids.
If they’ve been impregnated after being locked up, every single ICE guard must be investigated for child rape.
Close the camps.
Came out of the post office, saw that a guy had cut my saddle bag off my bike and was about to take off with it. I yelled "Please wait my cat's medicine is in there!" He started to run, and this grandma-age lady goes "SHE SAID HER CAT'S MEDICINE IS IN THERE" and WALLOPED him with her grocery bag.
You’ll survive but you’ll be funnier in ways that worries people
the government is saying “underage girls are testing positive for pregnancy at ICE detention centers” instead of saying “ICE agents are raping & impregnating underage girls.”
Every year is further proof that the SEC Tournament is totally useless.
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Also, be sure not to spread this video of Justin Fox, the other DOGE bro who revealed that he's a malicious moron who caused incredible destruction.
Do not hurt Justin Fox's reputation just by linking Justin Fox's name to the sworn testimony Justin Fox gave about what Justin Fox did.
They made them take down the videos because they would cause "reputational damage" to people like this young man, Nathan Cavanuagh, so definitely don't post this all over the internet with the name Nathan Cavanaugh attached, or this guy might suffer reputational damage. This guy, Nathan Cavanaugh.
holy shit
Now that they're trying to pretend their war is not a war, they've gone back to calling it the Defense Department.
Let me be clear: I’m glad Kristi Noem was fired. But we still have to abolish ICE.
This is why consultants/pundits are worthless. Imagine trying to sell a candidate and talking down to people like this. Wannabe kingmakers getting rinsed when they try to platform some spoiled rich kid who went to Hotchkiss as a man of the people because he wears a beanie. No respect for voters
It would all be very unpopular if you could convince people it was happening
I loved that show
Welp I guess there’s no way to earn the votes of young men other than by courting and vocally backing the three fraudulent industries that are absolutely ruining their lives.
I'm so mad
There's so much parity this year it's crazy. Oklahoma has already lost twice! I'm just glad there's at least one Tennessee sport that's successful this year.
Holly are you watching softball?
Benjamin Netanyahu’s long career was built on conflict avoidance—then, October 7 transformed and radicalized him, @Yair_Rosenberg argues:
OMFG they think we are the dumbest people who ever lived.
YKS is my absolute favorite podcast. You gotta get on this shit if you arent already. DB and JF have some of the strongest friend chemistry in the game, something I only started recognizing when listening to podcasts where you can tell they absolutely dont have it. YKS has it in spades
"People take their safety more for granted than I realized" oh fuck off
Sorry if I'm messing things up this is my first time living through a dystopia
I'm really sorry that happened to you ❤️
Thankfully I saw an article earlier that said the bill was likely dead in the water due to one of the co-sponsors pulling their support