*last. christ.

latest person on earth to this party i know

inscryption so good

30 years ago today, Principal Skinner purchased fast food to disguise as his own cooking at an unforgettable luncheon with Superintendent Chalmers.

#TheSimpsons episode “22 Short Films About Springfield” first aired April 14, 1996.

fucked up that im my most inspired at like 9pm. why must i have a day job.... (money)

rock and rule roxy FUCKS

congrats, man!

a drawing of "my sicksona". A wretched creature laying in bed, malnourished mody dwarfed by a swollen and distorted face.

from when i was rlly sick a while ago.

A drawing of a mother and baby sit together on some grass in the dark, looking at the viewer. The pair are naked, human adjacent, pink and fleshy with big yellow eyes. The mother looks at you warily while holding the baby in her lap by the shoulder. The baby looks with wide-eyed curiosity, one tiny hand on his mother's shielding arm to get a better look.

A closeup of the previous image.

Grendel and his Mother #oilpastel

and that's just a fraction of my power

17 ball caps of varying shades of blue. Some are hanging in a row above a door frame, the rest are bunched together on some hooks

fuck with me.

my username started bc i would often wear a blue hat my aunt gave me as a teen, then I had a few hats that happened to be blue, now i have a Collection. people get me blue hats as Gifts. i am the King of blue hats.

and also its on live tv

my ideal scenario for when it happens: he farts so loud he scares himself and falls down the stairs.

you rule!!!

A painting of a fleshy amalgam of twisted limbs wrapped and suspended by haphazard threads. A figure emerges from the gory wound in the center, brandishing scissors poised to cut their restraints.

A little late for #TDOV but what the hell, here's the cover for BOUND IN FLESH I got the incredible opportunity to paint for @ghoulish.bsky.social & @lormaggot.ca a while ago.

sorry to ask but my insurance decided they won't cover lab work i got done a few months ago and i'm kind of losing my mind right now . anything helps

ko-fi.com/corantus

modern pickup trucks are like like those incredibly inbred bullies to me

one day i will share my own highly specific and overly thorough werewolf lore with the masses. one day.

We’re just innocent men

WHATT CONGRATS!!

yeah.

cant stop thinking about this one. incredibly timed, incredibly gnarly, incredibly funny. i need morrreeee

a few Drifter faces.

Closeup of the mother's face

Closeup of the baby's face

Closeup of the artist's signature (BR '25), which just happens to be next to the mother's butt.

details...

still thinking about her...

A painting of Susie from Deltarune. She is sitting hunched on some steps in the rain. Her face is turned away from us and her eyes are obscured by her hair. There is a tear on her cheek. Front and center is her hand, balled into a fist with bloodied knuckles.

And last, the girl. At last, the girl #deltarune #deltarunespoilers

A drawing of Simon Petrikov from Adventure Time. Simon sits on the ground in a circle of stark, white light. He stares at the viewer with a blank or haunted expression. One hand is propped up on his knee while the other rests protectively on the crown in his lap. A small idol of Golb is to his right, in front of the idol is a cassette labeled "summer jams 3". The tape inside has been pulled out and strewn about. Halfway in the spotlight all around Simon lay 4 corpses of himself; his dried out husk from vampire world, his skeleton from the world where the Lich wins, The Winter King's ashes, and the skeleton of himself from farm world. A thin line of red outlines the spotlight.

Ride Never Taken #repost #adventuretime #art

My photo shows a museum display with colourful Minoan pottery cups arranged on three clear shelves, one above the other. These cups, known as Kamares Ware, are from Phaistos, Crete. They were made in palace workshops, c. 1800-1700 BC. The cups range in shape and size from conic and cylindrical cups (top and middle shelves) to hemispherical and carinated shaped cups (bottom shelf). They are decorated with multi-coloured geometric motifs; with spirals and swirls painted in red and white pigment on black.

Sipping my coffee ☕️ and thinking about these marvellous Minoan cups!

They look so modern it’s incredible to think they were made during the Bronze Age some 3,800 years ago!

Heraklion Archaeological Museum, Crete. 📷 by me

#Archaeology

can the bubble just burst already